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  • B Brady Kelly

    mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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    Christian Graus
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    Brady Kelly wrote:

    mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

    you mention dope earlier ?

    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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      Brady Kelly wrote:

      mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

      you mention dope earlier ?

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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      ToddHileHoffer
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      I think he's stoned. Must be nice. Sure beats sitting in a cube reading the lounge on CP.

      I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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      • B Brady Kelly

        mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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        Vikram A Punathambekar
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        You were talking about drugs, Brady - did you bring enough for everyone? :)

        Cheers, Vikram. (Cracked not one CCC, but two!)

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          Brady Kelly wrote:

          mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

          you mention dope earlier ?

          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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          Vikram A Punathambekar
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          Or maybe it was the death metal? ;P Three posts from him, and all of them make very little sense. Or maybe I just need some :zzz:

          Cheers, Vikram. (Cracked not one CCC, but two!)

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          • B Brady Kelly

            mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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            dreamaway820
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            This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

            The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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              I think he's stoned. Must be nice. Sure beats sitting in a cube reading the lounge on CP.

              I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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              Lost User
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              That's what he wrote[^] :)

              I are Troll :suss:

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              • D dreamaway820

                This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

                The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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                Shelby Robertson
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                This reminds me of a motivational poster i once saw involving Darth Vader, a beach, and a Brita water filter.

                Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                Unpaid overtime is slavery.

                Trollslayer wrote:

                Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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                • S Shelby Robertson

                  This reminds me of a motivational poster i once saw involving Darth Vader, a beach, and a Brita water filter.

                  Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                  Unpaid overtime is slavery.

                  Trollslayer wrote:

                  Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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                  Joe Simes
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                  :-D clicky[^]

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                    :-D clicky[^]

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                    Shelby Robertson
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                    Thank you!

                    Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                    Unpaid overtime is slavery.

                    Trollslayer wrote:

                    Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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                      Thank you!

                      Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                      Unpaid overtime is slavery.

                      Trollslayer wrote:

                      Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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                      Joe Simes
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                      My new desktop picture! :)

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                      • D dreamaway820

                        This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

                        The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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                        Brady Kelly
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                        That was the point of my post. I smelled mortality sticking a metal teaspoon in the toaster to keep it down. Surely not that cryptic?

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                          :-D clicky[^]

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                          Brady Kelly
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                          Brilliant! :laugh:

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                          • B Brady Kelly

                            That was the point of my post. I smelled mortality sticking a metal teaspoon in the toaster to keep it down. Surely not that cryptic?

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                            Dan Neely
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                            I still have no idea what you mean, so yes it is that cryptic.

                            3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                            • B Brady Kelly

                              mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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                              Roger Wright
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                              Poking metal objects into a toaster is dangerous. Next time, use your tongue.

                              "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                Poking metal objects into a toaster is dangerous. Next time, use your tongue.

                                "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                GrumbleDuke
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                                Sounds like a short story to me.

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