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  • C Christian Graus

    Brady Kelly wrote:

    mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

    you mention dope earlier ?

    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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    ToddHileHoffer
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    I think he's stoned. Must be nice. Sure beats sitting in a cube reading the lounge on CP.

    I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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    • B Brady Kelly

      mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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      Vikram A Punathambekar
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      You were talking about drugs, Brady - did you bring enough for everyone? :)

      Cheers, Vikram. (Cracked not one CCC, but two!)

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      • C Christian Graus

        Brady Kelly wrote:

        mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

        you mention dope earlier ?

        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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        Vikram A Punathambekar
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        Or maybe it was the death metal? ;P Three posts from him, and all of them make very little sense. Or maybe I just need some :zzz:

        Cheers, Vikram. (Cracked not one CCC, but two!)

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        • B Brady Kelly

          mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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          dreamaway820
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          This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

          The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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          • T ToddHileHoffer

            I think he's stoned. Must be nice. Sure beats sitting in a cube reading the lounge on CP.

            I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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            Lost User
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            That's what he wrote[^] :)

            I are Troll :suss:

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            • D dreamaway820

              This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

              The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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              Shelby Robertson
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              This reminds me of a motivational poster i once saw involving Darth Vader, a beach, and a Brita water filter.

              Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

              Unpaid overtime is slavery.

              Trollslayer wrote:

              Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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              • S Shelby Robertson

                This reminds me of a motivational poster i once saw involving Darth Vader, a beach, and a Brita water filter.

                Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                Unpaid overtime is slavery.

                Trollslayer wrote:

                Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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                Joe Simes
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                :-D clicky[^]

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                  :-D clicky[^]

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                  Shelby Robertson
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                  Thank you!

                  Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                  Unpaid overtime is slavery.

                  Trollslayer wrote:

                  Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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                  • S Shelby Robertson

                    Thank you!

                    Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                    Unpaid overtime is slavery.

                    Trollslayer wrote:

                    Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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                    Joe Simes
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                    My new desktop picture! :)

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                    • D dreamaway820

                      This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

                      The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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                      Brady Kelly
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                      That was the point of my post. I smelled mortality sticking a metal teaspoon in the toaster to keep it down. Surely not that cryptic?

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                      • J Joe Simes

                        :-D clicky[^]

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                        Brady Kelly
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                        Brilliant! :laugh:

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                        • B Brady Kelly

                          That was the point of my post. I smelled mortality sticking a metal teaspoon in the toaster to keep it down. Surely not that cryptic?

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                          Dan Neely
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                          I still have no idea what you mean, so yes it is that cryptic.

                          3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                          • B Brady Kelly

                            mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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                            Roger Wright
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                            Poking metal objects into a toaster is dangerous. Next time, use your tongue.

                            "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                            • R Roger Wright

                              Poking metal objects into a toaster is dangerous. Next time, use your tongue.

                              "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                              GrumbleDuke
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                              Sounds like a short story to me.

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