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  • B Brady Kelly

    mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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    Tim Deveaux
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    Retoast. :)

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    • B Brady Kelly

      mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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      Christian Graus
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      Brady Kelly wrote:

      mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

      you mention dope earlier ?

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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        Brady Kelly wrote:

        mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

        you mention dope earlier ?

        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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        ToddHileHoffer
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        I think he's stoned. Must be nice. Sure beats sitting in a cube reading the lounge on CP.

        I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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        • B Brady Kelly

          mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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          Vikram A Punathambekar
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          You were talking about drugs, Brady - did you bring enough for everyone? :)

          Cheers, Vikram. (Cracked not one CCC, but two!)

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          • C Christian Graus

            Brady Kelly wrote:

            mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

            you mention dope earlier ?

            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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            Vikram A Punathambekar
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            Or maybe it was the death metal? ;P Three posts from him, and all of them make very little sense. Or maybe I just need some :zzz:

            Cheers, Vikram. (Cracked not one CCC, but two!)

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            • B Brady Kelly

              mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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              dreamaway820
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              This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

              The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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                I think he's stoned. Must be nice. Sure beats sitting in a cube reading the lounge on CP.

                I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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                Lost User
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                That's what he wrote[^] :)

                I are Troll :suss:

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                • D dreamaway820

                  This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

                  The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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                  Shelby Robertson
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                  This reminds me of a motivational poster i once saw involving Darth Vader, a beach, and a Brita water filter.

                  Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                  Unpaid overtime is slavery.

                  Trollslayer wrote:

                  Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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                  • S Shelby Robertson

                    This reminds me of a motivational poster i once saw involving Darth Vader, a beach, and a Brita water filter.

                    Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                    Unpaid overtime is slavery.

                    Trollslayer wrote:

                    Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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                    Joe Simes
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                    :-D clicky[^]

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                      :-D clicky[^]

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                      Shelby Robertson
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                      Thank you!

                      Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                      Unpaid overtime is slavery.

                      Trollslayer wrote:

                      Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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                      • S Shelby Robertson

                        Thank you!

                        Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                        Unpaid overtime is slavery.

                        Trollslayer wrote:

                        Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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                        Joe Simes
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                        My new desktop picture! :)

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                        • D dreamaway820

                          This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

                          The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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                          Brady Kelly
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                          That was the point of my post. I smelled mortality sticking a metal teaspoon in the toaster to keep it down. Surely not that cryptic?

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                            :-D clicky[^]

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                            Brady Kelly
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                            Brilliant! :laugh:

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                            • B Brady Kelly

                              That was the point of my post. I smelled mortality sticking a metal teaspoon in the toaster to keep it down. Surely not that cryptic?

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                              Dan Neely
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                              I still have no idea what you mean, so yes it is that cryptic.

                              3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                              • B Brady Kelly

                                mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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                                Roger Wright
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                                Poking metal objects into a toaster is dangerous. Next time, use your tongue.

                                "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                • R Roger Wright

                                  Poking metal objects into a toaster is dangerous. Next time, use your tongue.

                                  "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                  GrumbleDuke
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                                  Sounds like a short story to me.

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