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  • B Brady Kelly

    mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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    dreamaway820
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    This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

    The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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    • T ToddHileHoffer

      I think he's stoned. Must be nice. Sure beats sitting in a cube reading the lounge on CP.

      I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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      Lost User
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      That's what he wrote[^] :)

      I are Troll :suss:

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      • D dreamaway820

        This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

        The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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        Shelby Robertson
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        This reminds me of a motivational poster i once saw involving Darth Vader, a beach, and a Brita water filter.

        Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

        Unpaid overtime is slavery.

        Trollslayer wrote:

        Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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        • S Shelby Robertson

          This reminds me of a motivational poster i once saw involving Darth Vader, a beach, and a Brita water filter.

          Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

          Unpaid overtime is slavery.

          Trollslayer wrote:

          Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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          Joe Simes
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          :-D clicky[^]

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          • J Joe Simes

            :-D clicky[^]

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            Shelby Robertson
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            Thank you!

            Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

            Unpaid overtime is slavery.

            Trollslayer wrote:

            Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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            • S Shelby Robertson

              Thank you!

              Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

              Unpaid overtime is slavery.

              Trollslayer wrote:

              Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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              Joe Simes
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              My new desktop picture! :)

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              • D dreamaway820

                This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

                The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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                Brady Kelly
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                That was the point of my post. I smelled mortality sticking a metal teaspoon in the toaster to keep it down. Surely not that cryptic?

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                • J Joe Simes

                  :-D clicky[^]

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                  Brady Kelly
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                  Brilliant! :laugh:

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                  • B Brady Kelly

                    That was the point of my post. I smelled mortality sticking a metal teaspoon in the toaster to keep it down. Surely not that cryptic?

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                    Dan Neely
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                    I still have no idea what you mean, so yes it is that cryptic.

                    3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                    • B Brady Kelly

                      mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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                      Roger Wright
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                      Poking metal objects into a toaster is dangerous. Next time, use your tongue.

                      "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                      • R Roger Wright

                        Poking metal objects into a toaster is dangerous. Next time, use your tongue.

                        "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                        GrumbleDuke
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                        Sounds like a short story to me.

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