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  • T ToddHileHoffer

    I think he's stoned. Must be nice. Sure beats sitting in a cube reading the lounge on CP.

    I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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    Lost User
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    That's what he wrote[^] :)

    I are Troll :suss:

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    • D dreamaway820

      This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

      The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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      Shelby Robertson
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      This reminds me of a motivational poster i once saw involving Darth Vader, a beach, and a Brita water filter.

      Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

      Unpaid overtime is slavery.

      Trollslayer wrote:

      Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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      • S Shelby Robertson

        This reminds me of a motivational poster i once saw involving Darth Vader, a beach, and a Brita water filter.

        Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

        Unpaid overtime is slavery.

        Trollslayer wrote:

        Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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        Joe Simes
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        :-D clicky[^]

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        • J Joe Simes

          :-D clicky[^]

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          Shelby Robertson
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          #11

          Thank you!

          Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

          Unpaid overtime is slavery.

          Trollslayer wrote:

          Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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          • S Shelby Robertson

            Thank you!

            Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

            Unpaid overtime is slavery.

            Trollslayer wrote:

            Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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            Joe Simes
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            #12

            My new desktop picture! :)

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            • D dreamaway820

              This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

              The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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              Brady Kelly
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              That was the point of my post. I smelled mortality sticking a metal teaspoon in the toaster to keep it down. Surely not that cryptic?

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              • J Joe Simes

                :-D clicky[^]

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                Brady Kelly
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                Brilliant! :laugh:

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                • B Brady Kelly

                  That was the point of my post. I smelled mortality sticking a metal teaspoon in the toaster to keep it down. Surely not that cryptic?

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                  Dan Neely
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                  I still have no idea what you mean, so yes it is that cryptic.

                  3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                  • B Brady Kelly

                    mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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                    Roger Wright
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                    Poking metal objects into a toaster is dangerous. Next time, use your tongue.

                    "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                    • R Roger Wright

                      Poking metal objects into a toaster is dangerous. Next time, use your tongue.

                      "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                      GrumbleDuke
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                      Sounds like a short story to me.

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