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  • B Brady Kelly

    mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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    Vikram A Punathambekar
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    You were talking about drugs, Brady - did you bring enough for everyone? :)

    Cheers, Vikram. (Cracked not one CCC, but two!)

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      Brady Kelly wrote:

      mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

      you mention dope earlier ?

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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      Vikram A Punathambekar
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      Or maybe it was the death metal? ;P Three posts from him, and all of them make very little sense. Or maybe I just need some :zzz:

      Cheers, Vikram. (Cracked not one CCC, but two!)

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      • B Brady Kelly

        mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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        dreamaway820
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        This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

        The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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        • T ToddHileHoffer

          I think he's stoned. Must be nice. Sure beats sitting in a cube reading the lounge on CP.

          I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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          Lost User
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          That's what he wrote[^] :)

          I are Troll :suss:

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          • D dreamaway820

            This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

            The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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            Shelby Robertson
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            This reminds me of a motivational poster i once saw involving Darth Vader, a beach, and a Brita water filter.

            Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

            Unpaid overtime is slavery.

            Trollslayer wrote:

            Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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            • S Shelby Robertson

              This reminds me of a motivational poster i once saw involving Darth Vader, a beach, and a Brita water filter.

              Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

              Unpaid overtime is slavery.

              Trollslayer wrote:

              Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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              Joe Simes
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              :-D clicky[^]

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                :-D clicky[^]

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                Shelby Robertson
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                Thank you!

                Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                Unpaid overtime is slavery.

                Trollslayer wrote:

                Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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                • S Shelby Robertson

                  Thank you!

                  Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                  Unpaid overtime is slavery.

                  Trollslayer wrote:

                  Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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                  Joe Simes
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                  My new desktop picture! :)

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                  • D dreamaway820

                    This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

                    The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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                    Brady Kelly
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                    That was the point of my post. I smelled mortality sticking a metal teaspoon in the toaster to keep it down. Surely not that cryptic?

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                    • J Joe Simes

                      :-D clicky[^]

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                      Brady Kelly
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                      Brilliant! :laugh:

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                      • B Brady Kelly

                        That was the point of my post. I smelled mortality sticking a metal teaspoon in the toaster to keep it down. Surely not that cryptic?

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                        Dan Neely
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                        I still have no idea what you mean, so yes it is that cryptic.

                        3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                        • B Brady Kelly

                          mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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                          Roger Wright
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                          Poking metal objects into a toaster is dangerous. Next time, use your tongue.

                          "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                          • R Roger Wright

                            Poking metal objects into a toaster is dangerous. Next time, use your tongue.

                            "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                            GrumbleDuke
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                            Sounds like a short story to me.

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