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    Brady Kelly
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    mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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      mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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      Tim Deveaux
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      Retoast. :)

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      • B Brady Kelly

        mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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        Christian Graus
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        Brady Kelly wrote:

        mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

        you mention dope earlier ?

        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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          Brady Kelly wrote:

          mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

          you mention dope earlier ?

          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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          ToddHileHoffer
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          I think he's stoned. Must be nice. Sure beats sitting in a cube reading the lounge on CP.

          I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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            mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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            Vikram A Punathambekar
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            You were talking about drugs, Brady - did you bring enough for everyone? :)

            Cheers, Vikram. (Cracked not one CCC, but two!)

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              Brady Kelly wrote:

              mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

              you mention dope earlier ?

              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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              Vikram A Punathambekar
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              Or maybe it was the death metal? ;P Three posts from him, and all of them make very little sense. Or maybe I just need some :zzz:

              Cheers, Vikram. (Cracked not one CCC, but two!)

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              • B Brady Kelly

                mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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                dreamaway820
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                This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

                The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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                  I think he's stoned. Must be nice. Sure beats sitting in a cube reading the lounge on CP.

                  I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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                  Lost User
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                  That's what he wrote[^] :)

                  I are Troll :suss:

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                    This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

                    The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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                    Shelby Robertson
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                    This reminds me of a motivational poster i once saw involving Darth Vader, a beach, and a Brita water filter.

                    Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                    Unpaid overtime is slavery.

                    Trollslayer wrote:

                    Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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                      This reminds me of a motivational poster i once saw involving Darth Vader, a beach, and a Brita water filter.

                      Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                      Unpaid overtime is slavery.

                      Trollslayer wrote:

                      Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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                      Joe Simes
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                      :-D clicky[^]

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                        :-D clicky[^]

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                        Shelby Robertson
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                        Thank you!

                        Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                        Unpaid overtime is slavery.

                        Trollslayer wrote:

                        Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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                          Thank you!

                          Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                          Unpaid overtime is slavery.

                          Trollslayer wrote:

                          Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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                          Joe Simes
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                          My new desktop picture! :)

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                            This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

                            The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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                            Brady Kelly
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                            That was the point of my post. I smelled mortality sticking a metal teaspoon in the toaster to keep it down. Surely not that cryptic?

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                              :-D clicky[^]

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                              Brady Kelly
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                              Brilliant! :laugh:

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                                That was the point of my post. I smelled mortality sticking a metal teaspoon in the toaster to keep it down. Surely not that cryptic?

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                                Dan Neely
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                                I still have no idea what you mean, so yes it is that cryptic.

                                3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                                • B Brady Kelly

                                  mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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                                  Roger Wright
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                                  Poking metal objects into a toaster is dangerous. Next time, use your tongue.

                                  "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                    Poking metal objects into a toaster is dangerous. Next time, use your tongue.

                                    "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                    GrumbleDuke
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                                    Sounds like a short story to me.

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