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Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is...

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    Dalek Dave
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    What do you call an Electric Detective? Sherlock Ohms.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      What do you call an Electric Detective? Sherlock Ohms.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      R Giskard Reventlov
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      Watt?

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        Watt?

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        Dalek Dave
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        Well, it seems to be the Current mood of the lounge.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          Well, it seems to be the Current mood of the lounge.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          R Giskard Reventlov
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          That's revolting!

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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            That's revolting!

            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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            Simon P Stevens
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            You just couldn't resistor it could you.

            Simon

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              You just couldn't resistor it could you.

              Simon

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              R Giskard Reventlov
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              Shocking, really.

              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                Shocking, really.

                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                Dalek Dave
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                There is at least a Spark of life here today.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  There is at least a Spark of life here today.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  PTJA
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                  Did you accumulate more jokes like this one?

                  -- Jarek Andrzejewski

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                    What do you call an Electric Detective? Sherlock Ohms.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    megaadam
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                    Your potential as a pub comedian is somewhat limited.

                    ..................... Life is too shor

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                      Did you accumulate more jokes like this one?

                      -- Jarek Andrzejewski

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                      R Giskard Reventlov
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                      He is showing some resistance...

                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                        Watt?

                        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                        Vikram A Punathambekar
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                        I generally find these pun threads mind-numbing, but you missed the opportunity to say "What, son?" or something on those lines.

                        Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                          He is showing some resistance...

                          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          I just want to Pylon the misery of bad puns!

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            I generally find these pun threads mind-numbing, but you missed the opportunity to say "What, son?" or something on those lines.

                            Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                            megaadam
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                            Vikram A **Pun**athambekar wrote:

                            generally find these pun threads mind-numbing

                            :|

                            ..................... Life is too shor

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                              Your potential as a pub comedian is somewhat limited.

                              ..................... Life is too shor

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                              peterchen
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                              Depends entirely on the pub.

                              Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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                                I just want to Pylon the misery of bad puns!

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                LittleYellowBird
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                                I heard that you have a whole battery of them!

                                Ali

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                                  What do you call an Electric Detective? Sherlock Ohms.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                  LittleYellowBird
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                                  Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is ...... VB! :-D

                                  Ali

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                                    I heard that you have a whole battery of them!

                                    Ali

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    I see you are Ever Ready with a punning response!

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                      I see you are Ever Ready with a punning response!

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                      Abhinav S
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                                      This pun business can get very incapacitating sometimes.

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                                        Vikram A **Pun**athambekar wrote:

                                        generally find these pun threads mind-numbing

                                        :|

                                        ..................... Life is too shor

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                                        Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                        Hey, I didn't get to choose my surname! I love wordplay, I was CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes, but I find most pun threads insipid.

                                        Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                                          Hey, I didn't get to choose my surname! I love wordplay, I was CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes, but I find most pun threads insipid.

                                          Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                                          Abhinav S
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                                          Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                                          CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes

                                          Play around with your surname a little bit and what do you get tham-pun-mbekar.

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