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Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is...

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  • P PTJA

    Did you accumulate more jokes like this one?

    -- Jarek Andrzejewski

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    R Giskard Reventlov
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    He is showing some resistance...

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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    • R R Giskard Reventlov

      Watt?

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      Vikram A Punathambekar
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      I generally find these pun threads mind-numbing, but you missed the opportunity to say "What, son?" or something on those lines.

      Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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      • R R Giskard Reventlov

        He is showing some resistance...

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        Dalek Dave
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        I just want to Pylon the misery of bad puns!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        • V Vikram A Punathambekar

          I generally find these pun threads mind-numbing, but you missed the opportunity to say "What, son?" or something on those lines.

          Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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          megaadam
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          Vikram A **Pun**athambekar wrote:

          generally find these pun threads mind-numbing

          :|

          ..................... Life is too shor

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          • M megaadam

            Your potential as a pub comedian is somewhat limited.

            ..................... Life is too shor

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            peterchen
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            Depends entirely on the pub.

            Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
            | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.

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            • D Dalek Dave

              I just want to Pylon the misery of bad puns!

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              LittleYellowBird
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              I heard that you have a whole battery of them!

              Ali

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              • D Dalek Dave

                What do you call an Electric Detective? Sherlock Ohms.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                LittleYellowBird
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                Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is ...... VB! :-D

                Ali

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                • L LittleYellowBird

                  I heard that you have a whole battery of them!

                  Ali

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  I see you are Ever Ready with a punning response!

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    I see you are Ever Ready with a punning response!

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    Abhinav S
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                    This pun business can get very incapacitating sometimes.

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                    • M megaadam

                      Vikram A **Pun**athambekar wrote:

                      generally find these pun threads mind-numbing

                      :|

                      ..................... Life is too shor

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                      Vikram A Punathambekar
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                      Hey, I didn't get to choose my surname! I love wordplay, I was CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes, but I find most pun threads insipid.

                      Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                      • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                        Hey, I didn't get to choose my surname! I love wordplay, I was CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes, but I find most pun threads insipid.

                        Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                        Abhinav S
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                        Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                        CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes

                        Play around with your surname a little bit and what do you get tham-pun-mbekar.

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                          Depends entirely on the pub.

                          Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
                          | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.

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                          Abhinav S
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                          peterchen wrote:

                          Depends entirely on the pub.

                          No. It depends entirely on the amount of alcohol consumed by those in the pub.

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                          • P peterchen

                            Depends entirely on the pub.

                            Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
                            | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.

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                            megaadam
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                            Well in that case. That dependence is a limit.

                            ..................... Life is too shor

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                            • A Abhinav S

                              Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                              CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes

                              Play around with your surname a little bit and what do you get tham-pun-mbekar.

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                              Vikram A Punathambekar
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                              Abhinav S wrote:

                              mbekar

                              That sounds like an African name[^] :~

                              Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                              • L LittleYellowBird

                                Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is ...... VB! :-D

                                Ali

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                                Russell Jones
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                                That aint just bad it's painful

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