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Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is...

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  • R R Giskard Reventlov

    Shocking, really.

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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    Dalek Dave
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    There is at least a Spark of life here today.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      There is at least a Spark of life here today.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      PTJA
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      Did you accumulate more jokes like this one?

      -- Jarek Andrzejewski

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      • P PTJA

        Did you accumulate more jokes like this one?

        -- Jarek Andrzejewski

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        R Giskard Reventlov
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        He is showing some resistance...

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        • D Dalek Dave

          What do you call an Electric Detective? Sherlock Ohms.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          megaadam
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          Your potential as a pub comedian is somewhat limited.

          ..................... Life is too shor

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          • R R Giskard Reventlov

            Watt?

            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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            Vikram A Punathambekar
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            I generally find these pun threads mind-numbing, but you missed the opportunity to say "What, son?" or something on those lines.

            Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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            • R R Giskard Reventlov

              He is showing some resistance...

              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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              Dalek Dave
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              I just want to Pylon the misery of bad puns!

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                I generally find these pun threads mind-numbing, but you missed the opportunity to say "What, son?" or something on those lines.

                Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                megaadam
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                Vikram A **Pun**athambekar wrote:

                generally find these pun threads mind-numbing

                :|

                ..................... Life is too shor

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                • M megaadam

                  Your potential as a pub comedian is somewhat limited.

                  ..................... Life is too shor

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                  peterchen
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                  Depends entirely on the pub.

                  Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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                    I just want to Pylon the misery of bad puns!

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    LittleYellowBird
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                    I heard that you have a whole battery of them!

                    Ali

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      What do you call an Electric Detective? Sherlock Ohms.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      LittleYellowBird
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                      Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is ...... VB! :-D

                      Ali

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                      • L LittleYellowBird

                        I heard that you have a whole battery of them!

                        Ali

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        I see you are Ever Ready with a punning response!

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                          I see you are Ever Ready with a punning response!

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                          Abhinav S
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                          This pun business can get very incapacitating sometimes.

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                          • M megaadam

                            Vikram A **Pun**athambekar wrote:

                            generally find these pun threads mind-numbing

                            :|

                            ..................... Life is too shor

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                            Vikram A Punathambekar
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                            Hey, I didn't get to choose my surname! I love wordplay, I was CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes, but I find most pun threads insipid.

                            Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                            • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                              Hey, I didn't get to choose my surname! I love wordplay, I was CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes, but I find most pun threads insipid.

                              Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                              Abhinav S
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                              Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                              CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes

                              Play around with your surname a little bit and what do you get tham-pun-mbekar.

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                                Depends entirely on the pub.

                                Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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                                Abhinav S
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                                peterchen wrote:

                                Depends entirely on the pub.

                                No. It depends entirely on the amount of alcohol consumed by those in the pub.

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                                  Depends entirely on the pub.

                                  Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
                                  | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.

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                                  megaadam
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                                  Well in that case. That dependence is a limit.

                                  ..................... Life is too shor

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                                  • A Abhinav S

                                    Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                                    CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes

                                    Play around with your surname a little bit and what do you get tham-pun-mbekar.

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                                    Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                    Abhinav S wrote:

                                    mbekar

                                    That sounds like an African name[^] :~

                                    Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                                    • L LittleYellowBird

                                      Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is ...... VB! :-D

                                      Ali

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                                      Russell Jones
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                                      That aint just bad it's painful

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