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Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is...

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  • D Dalek Dave

    What do you call an Electric Detective? Sherlock Ohms.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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    R Giskard Reventlov
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    Watt?

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      Watt?

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      Dalek Dave
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      Well, it seems to be the Current mood of the lounge.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Well, it seems to be the Current mood of the lounge.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        R Giskard Reventlov
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        That's revolting!

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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          That's revolting!

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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          Simon P Stevens
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          You just couldn't resistor it could you.

          Simon

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            You just couldn't resistor it could you.

            Simon

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            R Giskard Reventlov
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            Shocking, really.

            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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              Shocking, really.

              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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              Dalek Dave
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              There is at least a Spark of life here today.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                There is at least a Spark of life here today.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                PTJA
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                Did you accumulate more jokes like this one?

                -- Jarek Andrzejewski

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  What do you call an Electric Detective? Sherlock Ohms.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  megaadam
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                  Your potential as a pub comedian is somewhat limited.

                  ..................... Life is too shor

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                  • P PTJA

                    Did you accumulate more jokes like this one?

                    -- Jarek Andrzejewski

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                    R Giskard Reventlov
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                    He is showing some resistance...

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                    • R R Giskard Reventlov

                      Watt?

                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                      Vikram A Punathambekar
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                      I generally find these pun threads mind-numbing, but you missed the opportunity to say "What, son?" or something on those lines.

                      Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                      • R R Giskard Reventlov

                        He is showing some resistance...

                        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        I just want to Pylon the misery of bad puns!

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                          I generally find these pun threads mind-numbing, but you missed the opportunity to say "What, son?" or something on those lines.

                          Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                          megaadam
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                          Vikram A **Pun**athambekar wrote:

                          generally find these pun threads mind-numbing

                          :|

                          ..................... Life is too shor

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                          • M megaadam

                            Your potential as a pub comedian is somewhat limited.

                            ..................... Life is too shor

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                            peterchen
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                            Depends entirely on the pub.

                            Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              I just want to Pylon the misery of bad puns!

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              LittleYellowBird
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                              I heard that you have a whole battery of them!

                              Ali

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                What do you call an Electric Detective? Sherlock Ohms.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                LittleYellowBird
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                                Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is ...... VB! :-D

                                Ali

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                                  I heard that you have a whole battery of them!

                                  Ali

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  I see you are Ever Ready with a punning response!

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                    I see you are Ever Ready with a punning response!

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                    Abhinav S
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                                    This pun business can get very incapacitating sometimes.

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                                    • M megaadam

                                      Vikram A **Pun**athambekar wrote:

                                      generally find these pun threads mind-numbing

                                      :|

                                      ..................... Life is too shor

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                                      Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                      Hey, I didn't get to choose my surname! I love wordplay, I was CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes, but I find most pun threads insipid.

                                      Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                                        Hey, I didn't get to choose my surname! I love wordplay, I was CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes, but I find most pun threads insipid.

                                        Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                                        Abhinav S
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                                        Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                                        CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes

                                        Play around with your surname a little bit and what do you get tham-pun-mbekar.

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                                          Depends entirely on the pub.

                                          Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
                                          | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.

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                                          Abhinav S
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                                          peterchen wrote:

                                          Depends entirely on the pub.

                                          No. It depends entirely on the amount of alcohol consumed by those in the pub.

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