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Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is...

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  • R R Giskard Reventlov

    He is showing some resistance...

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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    Dalek Dave
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    I just want to Pylon the misery of bad puns!

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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    • V Vikram A Punathambekar

      I generally find these pun threads mind-numbing, but you missed the opportunity to say "What, son?" or something on those lines.

      Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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      megaadam
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      Vikram A **Pun**athambekar wrote:

      generally find these pun threads mind-numbing

      :|

      ..................... Life is too shor

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      • M megaadam

        Your potential as a pub comedian is somewhat limited.

        ..................... Life is too shor

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        peterchen
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        Depends entirely on the pub.

        Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
        | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          I just want to Pylon the misery of bad puns!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          LittleYellowBird
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          I heard that you have a whole battery of them!

          Ali

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          • D Dalek Dave

            What do you call an Electric Detective? Sherlock Ohms.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            LittleYellowBird
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            Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is ...... VB! :-D

            Ali

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            • L LittleYellowBird

              I heard that you have a whole battery of them!

              Ali

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              Dalek Dave
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              I see you are Ever Ready with a punning response!

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              • D Dalek Dave

                I see you are Ever Ready with a punning response!

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                Abhinav S
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                This pun business can get very incapacitating sometimes.

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                • M megaadam

                  Vikram A **Pun**athambekar wrote:

                  generally find these pun threads mind-numbing

                  :|

                  ..................... Life is too shor

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                  Vikram A Punathambekar
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                  Hey, I didn't get to choose my surname! I love wordplay, I was CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes, but I find most pun threads insipid.

                  Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                  • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                    Hey, I didn't get to choose my surname! I love wordplay, I was CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes, but I find most pun threads insipid.

                    Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                    Abhinav S
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                    Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                    CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes

                    Play around with your surname a little bit and what do you get tham-pun-mbekar.

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                    • P peterchen

                      Depends entirely on the pub.

                      Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
                      | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.

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                      Abhinav S
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                      peterchen wrote:

                      Depends entirely on the pub.

                      No. It depends entirely on the amount of alcohol consumed by those in the pub.

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                      • P peterchen

                        Depends entirely on the pub.

                        Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
                        | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.

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                        megaadam
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                        Well in that case. That dependence is a limit.

                        ..................... Life is too shor

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                        • A Abhinav S

                          Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                          CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes

                          Play around with your surname a little bit and what do you get tham-pun-mbekar.

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                          Vikram A Punathambekar
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                          Abhinav S wrote:

                          mbekar

                          That sounds like an African name[^] :~

                          Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                          • L LittleYellowBird

                            Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is ...... VB! :-D

                            Ali

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                            Russell Jones
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                            That aint just bad it's painful

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