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Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is...

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  • V Vikram A Punathambekar

    I generally find these pun threads mind-numbing, but you missed the opportunity to say "What, son?" or something on those lines.

    Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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    megaadam
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    Vikram A **Pun**athambekar wrote:

    generally find these pun threads mind-numbing

    :|

    ..................... Life is too shor

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    • M megaadam

      Your potential as a pub comedian is somewhat limited.

      ..................... Life is too shor

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      peterchen
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      Depends entirely on the pub.

      Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
      | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.

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      • D Dalek Dave

        I just want to Pylon the misery of bad puns!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        LittleYellowBird
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        I heard that you have a whole battery of them!

        Ali

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        • D Dalek Dave

          What do you call an Electric Detective? Sherlock Ohms.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          LittleYellowBird
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          Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is ...... VB! :-D

          Ali

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          • L LittleYellowBird

            I heard that you have a whole battery of them!

            Ali

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            Dalek Dave
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            I see you are Ever Ready with a punning response!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              I see you are Ever Ready with a punning response!

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              Abhinav S
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              This pun business can get very incapacitating sometimes.

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              • M megaadam

                Vikram A **Pun**athambekar wrote:

                generally find these pun threads mind-numbing

                :|

                ..................... Life is too shor

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                Vikram A Punathambekar
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                Hey, I didn't get to choose my surname! I love wordplay, I was CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes, but I find most pun threads insipid.

                Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                  Hey, I didn't get to choose my surname! I love wordplay, I was CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes, but I find most pun threads insipid.

                  Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                  Abhinav S
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                  Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                  CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes

                  Play around with your surname a little bit and what do you get tham-pun-mbekar.

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                    Depends entirely on the pub.

                    Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
                    | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.

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                    Abhinav S
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                    peterchen wrote:

                    Depends entirely on the pub.

                    No. It depends entirely on the amount of alcohol consumed by those in the pub.

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                    • P peterchen

                      Depends entirely on the pub.

                      Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
                      | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.

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                      megaadam
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                      Well in that case. That dependence is a limit.

                      ..................... Life is too shor

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                      • A Abhinav S

                        Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                        CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes

                        Play around with your surname a little bit and what do you get tham-pun-mbekar.

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                        Vikram A Punathambekar
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                        Abhinav S wrote:

                        mbekar

                        That sounds like an African name[^] :~

                        Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                        • L LittleYellowBird

                          Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is ...... VB! :-D

                          Ali

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                          Russell Jones
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                          That aint just bad it's painful

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