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Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is...

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  • M megaadam

    Your potential as a pub comedian is somewhat limited.

    ..................... Life is too shor

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    peterchen
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    Depends entirely on the pub.

    Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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    • D Dalek Dave

      I just want to Pylon the misery of bad puns!

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      LittleYellowBird
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      I heard that you have a whole battery of them!

      Ali

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      • D Dalek Dave

        What do you call an Electric Detective? Sherlock Ohms.

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        LittleYellowBird
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        Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is ...... VB! :-D

        Ali

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        • L LittleYellowBird

          I heard that you have a whole battery of them!

          Ali

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          Dalek Dave
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          I see you are Ever Ready with a punning response!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            I see you are Ever Ready with a punning response!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            Abhinav S
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            This pun business can get very incapacitating sometimes.

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            • M megaadam

              Vikram A **Pun**athambekar wrote:

              generally find these pun threads mind-numbing

              :|

              ..................... Life is too shor

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              Vikram A Punathambekar
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              Hey, I didn't get to choose my surname! I love wordplay, I was CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes, but I find most pun threads insipid.

              Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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              • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                Hey, I didn't get to choose my surname! I love wordplay, I was CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes, but I find most pun threads insipid.

                Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                Abhinav S
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                Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes

                Play around with your surname a little bit and what do you get tham-pun-mbekar.

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                  Depends entirely on the pub.

                  Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
                  | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.

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                  Abhinav S
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                  peterchen wrote:

                  Depends entirely on the pub.

                  No. It depends entirely on the amount of alcohol consumed by those in the pub.

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                  • P peterchen

                    Depends entirely on the pub.

                    Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
                    | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.

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                    megaadam
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                    Well in that case. That dependence is a limit.

                    ..................... Life is too shor

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                    • A Abhinav S

                      Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                      CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes

                      Play around with your surname a little bit and what do you get tham-pun-mbekar.

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                      Vikram A Punathambekar
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                      Abhinav S wrote:

                      mbekar

                      That sounds like an African name[^] :~

                      Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                      • L LittleYellowBird

                        Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is ...... VB! :-D

                        Ali

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                        Russell Jones
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                        That aint just bad it's painful

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