Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is...

[R Giskard Reventlov]

That's revolting!

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

[Simon P Stevens]

You just couldn't resistor it could you.

Simon

[R Giskard Reventlov]

Shocking, really.

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

[Dalek Dave]

There is at least a Spark of life here today.

------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

[PTJA]

Did you accumulate more jokes like this one?

-- Jarek Andrzejewski

[megaadam]

Your potential as a pub comedian is somewhat limited.

..................... Life is too shor

[R Giskard Reventlov]

He is showing some resistance...

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

[Vikram A Punathambekar]

I generally find these pun threads mind-numbing, but you missed the opportunity to say "What, son?" or something on those lines.

Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

[Dalek Dave]

I just want to Pylon the misery of bad puns!

------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

[megaadam]

Vikram A **Pun**athambekar wrote:

generally find these pun threads mind-numbing

:|

..................... Life is too shor

[peterchen]

Depends entirely on the pub.

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[LittleYellowBird]

I heard that you have a whole battery of them!

Ali

[LittleYellowBird]

Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is ...... VB! :-D

Ali

[Dalek Dave]

I see you are Ever Ready with a punning response!

------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

[Abhinav S]

This pun business can get very incapacitating sometimes.

[Vikram A Punathambekar]

Hey, I didn't get to choose my surname! I love wordplay, I was CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes, but I find most pun threads insipid.

Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

[Abhinav S]

Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes

Play around with your surname a little bit and what do you get tham-pun-mbekar.

[Abhinav S]

peterchen wrote:

Depends entirely on the pub.

No. It depends entirely on the amount of alcohol consumed by those in the pub.

[megaadam]

Well in that case. That dependence is a limit.

..................... Life is too shor

[Vikram A Punathambekar]

Abhinav S wrote:

mbekar

That sounds like an African name[^] :~

Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)