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Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is...

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  • R R Giskard Reventlov

    That's revolting!

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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    Simon P Stevens
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    You just couldn't resistor it could you.

    Simon

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      You just couldn't resistor it could you.

      Simon

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      R Giskard Reventlov
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      Shocking, really.

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      • R R Giskard Reventlov

        Shocking, really.

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        Dalek Dave
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        There is at least a Spark of life here today.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          There is at least a Spark of life here today.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          PTJA
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          Did you accumulate more jokes like this one?

          -- Jarek Andrzejewski

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          • D Dalek Dave

            What do you call an Electric Detective? Sherlock Ohms.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            megaadam
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            Your potential as a pub comedian is somewhat limited.

            ..................... Life is too shor

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            • P PTJA

              Did you accumulate more jokes like this one?

              -- Jarek Andrzejewski

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              R Giskard Reventlov
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              He is showing some resistance...

              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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              • R R Giskard Reventlov

                Watt?

                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                Vikram A Punathambekar
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                I generally find these pun threads mind-numbing, but you missed the opportunity to say "What, son?" or something on those lines.

                Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                • R R Giskard Reventlov

                  He is showing some resistance...

                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  I just want to Pylon the misery of bad puns!

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                    I generally find these pun threads mind-numbing, but you missed the opportunity to say "What, son?" or something on those lines.

                    Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                    megaadam
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                    Vikram A **Pun**athambekar wrote:

                    generally find these pun threads mind-numbing

                    :|

                    ..................... Life is too shor

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                    • M megaadam

                      Your potential as a pub comedian is somewhat limited.

                      ..................... Life is too shor

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                      peterchen
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                      Depends entirely on the pub.

                      Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        I just want to Pylon the misery of bad puns!

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        LittleYellowBird
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                        I heard that you have a whole battery of them!

                        Ali

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          What do you call an Electric Detective? Sherlock Ohms.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                          LittleYellowBird
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                          Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is ...... VB! :-D

                          Ali

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                          • L LittleYellowBird

                            I heard that you have a whole battery of them!

                            Ali

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            I see you are Ever Ready with a punning response!

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              I see you are Ever Ready with a punning response!

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              Abhinav S
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                              This pun business can get very incapacitating sometimes.

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                                Vikram A **Pun**athambekar wrote:

                                generally find these pun threads mind-numbing

                                :|

                                ..................... Life is too shor

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                                Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                Hey, I didn't get to choose my surname! I love wordplay, I was CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes, but I find most pun threads insipid.

                                Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                                • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                                  Hey, I didn't get to choose my surname! I love wordplay, I was CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes, but I find most pun threads insipid.

                                  Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                                  Abhinav S
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                                  Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                                  CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes

                                  Play around with your surname a little bit and what do you get tham-pun-mbekar.

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                                    Depends entirely on the pub.

                                    Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
                                    | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.

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                                    Abhinav S
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                                    peterchen wrote:

                                    Depends entirely on the pub.

                                    No. It depends entirely on the amount of alcohol consumed by those in the pub.

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                                    • P peterchen

                                      Depends entirely on the pub.

                                      Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
                                      | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.

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                                      megaadam
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                                      Well in that case. That dependence is a limit.

                                      ..................... Life is too shor

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                                      • A Abhinav S

                                        Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                                        CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes

                                        Play around with your surname a little bit and what do you get tham-pun-mbekar.

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                                        Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                        Abhinav S wrote:

                                        mbekar

                                        That sounds like an African name[^] :~

                                        Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                                        • L LittleYellowBird

                                          Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is ...... VB! :-D

                                          Ali

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                                          Russell Jones
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                                          That aint just bad it's painful

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