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Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is...

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  • R R Giskard Reventlov

    Watt?

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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    Vikram A Punathambekar
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    I generally find these pun threads mind-numbing, but you missed the opportunity to say "What, son?" or something on those lines.

    Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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    • R R Giskard Reventlov

      He is showing some resistance...

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      Dalek Dave
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      I just want to Pylon the misery of bad puns!

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      • V Vikram A Punathambekar

        I generally find these pun threads mind-numbing, but you missed the opportunity to say "What, son?" or something on those lines.

        Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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        megaadam
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        Vikram A **Pun**athambekar wrote:

        generally find these pun threads mind-numbing

        :|

        ..................... Life is too shor

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        • M megaadam

          Your potential as a pub comedian is somewhat limited.

          ..................... Life is too shor

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          peterchen
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          Depends entirely on the pub.

          Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
          | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.

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          • D Dalek Dave

            I just want to Pylon the misery of bad puns!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            LittleYellowBird
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            I heard that you have a whole battery of them!

            Ali

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            • D Dalek Dave

              What do you call an Electric Detective? Sherlock Ohms.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              LittleYellowBird
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              Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is ...... VB! :-D

              Ali

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              • L LittleYellowBird

                I heard that you have a whole battery of them!

                Ali

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                Dalek Dave
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                I see you are Ever Ready with a punning response!

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  I see you are Ever Ready with a punning response!

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  Abhinav S
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                  This pun business can get very incapacitating sometimes.

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                  • M megaadam

                    Vikram A **Pun**athambekar wrote:

                    generally find these pun threads mind-numbing

                    :|

                    ..................... Life is too shor

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                    Vikram A Punathambekar
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                    Hey, I didn't get to choose my surname! I love wordplay, I was CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes, but I find most pun threads insipid.

                    Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                    • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                      Hey, I didn't get to choose my surname! I love wordplay, I was CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes, but I find most pun threads insipid.

                      Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                      Abhinav S
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                      Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                      CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes

                      Play around with your surname a little bit and what do you get tham-pun-mbekar.

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                        Depends entirely on the pub.

                        Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
                        | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.

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                        Abhinav S
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                        peterchen wrote:

                        Depends entirely on the pub.

                        No. It depends entirely on the amount of alcohol consumed by those in the pub.

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                        • P peterchen

                          Depends entirely on the pub.

                          Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
                          | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.

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                          megaadam
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                          Well in that case. That dependence is a limit.

                          ..................... Life is too shor

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                          • A Abhinav S

                            Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                            CP's poster boy for wordplay jokes

                            Play around with your surname a little bit and what do you get tham-pun-mbekar.

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                            Vikram A Punathambekar
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                            Abhinav S wrote:

                            mbekar

                            That sounds like an African name[^] :~

                            Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                            • L LittleYellowBird

                              Look, if you want a bad joke, here it is ...... VB! :-D

                              Ali

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                              Russell Jones
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                              That aint just bad it's painful

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