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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    If you can't help yourself then no-one else can! BTW: Q: What did the judge say when three skunks walked into the courtroom? A: "Odor in the Court!"


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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    LittleYellowBird
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    williamnw wrote:

    If you can't help yourself then no-one else can!

    :rolleyes: I guess you are right! BTW I heard on the news today police were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. :-D

    Ali

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    • J Jim Crafton

      "No, but can you pass the ketchup please?" Just free-associating here...

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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      LittleYellowBird
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      :laugh: I love this, and for once I am jokeless in return!

      Ali

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      • L LittleYellowBird

        :laugh: I love this, and for once I am jokeless in return!

        Ali

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        what what what what what?


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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          Choking a chicken?

          ------------------------------------ "I am always serious about what I do, not necessarily about how I do it." Tom Baker

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          Jim Crafton
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          And with that I think we've come home to roost!

          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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          • L LittleYellowBird

            williamnw wrote:

            If you can't help yourself then no-one else can!

            :rolleyes: I guess you are right! BTW I heard on the news today police were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. :-D

            Ali

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              Is it my tern?


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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              Roger Allen
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              These are getting harder to swallow all the time.

              If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

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              • R Roger Allen

                These are getting harder to swallow all the time.

                If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

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                Electron Shepherd
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                But if you keep it going, it'll be a feather in your cap.

                Server and Network Monitoring

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  what what what what what?


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                  LittleYellowBird
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                  I know I am letting my public down ... sniff :sigh: I think I maybe burnt out.... I am now devoid of all jokes and will never ever ever be funny ever again .......... well, till tomorrow anyway! :-D

                  Ali

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                    Dan Neely
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                    Without batting an eye the teacher replied "I plan to live forever. So far, so good."

                    Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                    • E Electron Shepherd

                      But if you keep it going, it'll be a feather in your cap.

                      Server and Network Monitoring

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                      Roger Allen
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                      These are getting flocking awful.

                      If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

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                      • R Roger Allen

                        These are getting flocking awful.

                        If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

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                        Electron Shepherd
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                        I have no idea what you're storking about. I was only trying to be pheasant and keep the run going, and hen you go and complain. It's a bittern pill to swallow, really.

                        Server and Network Monitoring

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                        • E Electron Shepherd

                          I have no idea what you're storking about. I was only trying to be pheasant and keep the run going, and hen you go and complain. It's a bittern pill to swallow, really.

                          Server and Network Monitoring

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                          Roger Allen
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                          Dont have a flame'n go at me about tit! I've had moor hen enough of it myself.

                          If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

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                          • R Roger Allen

                            Dont have a flame'n go at me about tit! I've had moor hen enough of it myself.

                            If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

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                            RDABC
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                            A gaggle of peeps cackling over quacked up feathers. throw();

                            Folding for Team 32

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                            • R Roger Allen

                              Dont have a flame'n go at me about tit! I've had moor hen enough of it myself.

                              If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              Will you lot just duck off?

                              No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                Will you lot just duck off?

                                No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones

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                                Gary R Wheeler
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                                They do this a lot, with mallard aforethought.

                                Software Zen: delete this;
                                Fold With Us![^]

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