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  • S Single Step Debugger

    You are attracting the one-voters like a cheap prostitute truck drivers…

    The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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    Joe Simes
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    Most of the truck drivers I know can afford the expensive prostitutes! :)

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      You can get a Dell-branded version of ObjectDock for free: Dell Dock[^] If you're not using a Dell, don't bother downloading it, because it won't install on anything but a Dell.

      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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      Dr Walt Fair PE
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      Is there a reason to use ObjectDock? I mean, I think you lose man-points if you need a stinkin' ObjectDock.

      CQ de W5ALT

      Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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        Is there a reason to use ObjectDock? I mean, I think you lose man-points if you need a stinkin' ObjectDock.

        CQ de W5ALT

        Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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        realJSOP
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        I like an absolutely austere (blank, empty, void of icons) desktop. I even hide the task bar.

        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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        • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

          That settings get automatically populated via some means. But that is the easiest way to check.

          harold aptroot wrote:

          they wouldn't be happy if I "stole" the program that way,

          Average users don't know how to hack through that information. Also if you change that setting I think it will revert back. I will do some more research and probably post an article: "How to find if you are running on a Dell Machine".:)

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          Big Daddy Farang
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          Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

          post an article: "How to find if you are running on a Dell Machine".

          I thought you covered that earlier in this thread. :-D Seriously, that would be cool article, if it happnens.

          BDF People don't mind being mean; but they never want to be ridiculous. -- Moliere

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          • CPalliniC CPallini

            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

            How the hell should I know?

            How the Dell should I know. FFY. :) (trying to attract more 1s)

            If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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            Luc Pattyn
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            if it works well it must be a Dell. :)

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            • M Michael Schubert

              harold aptroot wrote:

              you can de-Dellify a Dell

              No way. Everything about a Dell is non-standard. Even the mainboards have non-standard dimensions which means you can't re-use a Dell case and put in a proper mainboard. So, there is always some crap left so it can be identified as a Dell. Have a look at Lavalys Everest and you get the idea as to the extent of hardware information one can obtain: http://www.lavalys.com[^]

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              Lost User
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              Michael Schubert wrote:

              there is always some crap left

              Probably, but does it check that? If not, it could just as well not have been there.

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              • J Joe Simes

                Most of the truck drivers I know can afford the expensive prostitutes! :)

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                Dan Neely
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                Are the ones you know salaried drivers? Between the rise in fuel prices over the last half dozen years and creative accounting by the broker companies*, and the recession, most owner/operators are struggling to break even at best. * Customers hiring a truck pay two 'separate' fees. One is intended to cover truck maintenance/depreciation/pay/operating expenses (excluding fuel). The second is a fuel surcharge that [hand waving goes here] is intended to cover the amount of diesel needed to make the trip. The problem is that the broker companies skim off a percentage of both fees, which means that real income goes down as fuel prices go up. Ex $1000 + $1000 fuel surcharge, operating costs $600, fee 10%. The driver gets $(1000 + 1000)*.9 - $600 - $1000 = $200 pay for the trip. Fuel prices double, for the same trip: The driver gets $(1000 + 2000)*.9 - $600 - $2000 = $100 for the same trip, a 50% pay cut.

                It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

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                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                  I like an absolutely austere (blank, empty, void of icons) desktop. I even hide the task bar.

                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                  -----
                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                  Dr Walt Fair PE
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                  Real men hide the monitor.

                  CQ de W5ALT

                  Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                  • J Jim Crafton

                    -2 man points for using/mentioning ObjectDock. ObjectDock is nice, but it's for little girls.

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                    Christopher Duncan
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                    So then, what we've learned is that ObjectDock is kid sister friendly. :-D

                    Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua!

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                    • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                      Real men hide the monitor.

                      CQ de W5ALT

                      Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                      realJSOP
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                      My monitor is hiding itself (it's afraid of what I might do if I see it).

                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        My monitor is hiding itself (it's afraid of what I might do if I see it).

                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                        -----
                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                        Dr Walt Fair PE
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                        Mine already knows ...

                        CQ de W5ALT

                        Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                        • L Luc Pattyn

                          if it works well it must be a Dell. :)

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                          CPallini
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                          Luc Pattyn wrote:

                          if it works well it must be a Dell.

                          if it runs like hell then must be...Roger? :-D

                          If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                          This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                          [My articles]

                          In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                          • CPalliniC CPallini

                            Luc Pattyn wrote:

                            if it works well it must be a Dell.

                            if it runs like hell then must be...Roger? :-D

                            If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                            This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                            [My articles]

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                            Luc Pattyn
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                            Roger Bolt? Usain is called Roger now? :confused:

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                              Roger Bolt? Usain is called Roger now? :confused:

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                              CPallini
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                              Luc Pattyn wrote:

                              Roger Bolt? Usain is called Roger now?

                              Nah...Roger! Try again: "You better run all day and run all night. And keep you dirty feelings deep insight" :)

                              If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                              This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                              [My articles]

                              In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                              • CPalliniC CPallini

                                Luc Pattyn wrote:

                                Roger Bolt? Usain is called Roger now?

                                Nah...Roger! Try again: "You better run all day and run all night. And keep you dirty feelings deep insight" :)

                                If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                [My articles]

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                                Luc Pattyn
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                                IMHO you deserve to get mentioned here[^]. :omg:

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                                  IMHO you deserve to get mentioned here[^]. :omg:

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                                  DISCLAIMER: this message may have been modified by others; it may no longer reflect what I intended, and may contain bad advice; use at your own risk and with extreme care.


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                                  CPallini
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                                  You should know I'm proudly the founder member (together with Rajesh). :-D

                                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                  This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                  [My articles]

                                  In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                                  • L Lost User

                                    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                    won't install on anything but a Dell

                                    How does it know it's a Dell?

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                                    ahmed itani
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                                    I think it guesses I have dell computer(new one) and it didn't work

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                                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                      You can get a Dell-branded version of ObjectDock for free: Dell Dock[^] If you're not using a Dell, don't bother downloading it, because it won't install on anything but a Dell.

                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                      -----
                                      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                      kirankss
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                                      Thanks for the info. Will download it today.

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                                      • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

                                        Dell computers have Dell written on them or they have the Dell logo. ;)

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                                        Yusubov E
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                                        Good answer...

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                          won't install on anything but a Dell

                                          How does it know it's a Dell?

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                                          Fahad Sadah
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                                          SLIC code in the BIOS, which you can add yourself.

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