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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Complete ignorance of lack of interest in cricket rules apparently also works. About as funny as stubbing your toe...

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    rastaVnuce
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    OriginalGriff wrote:

    Complete lack of interest in cricket also works.

    Precisely what I wanted to say. Have a 5... it's on me :)

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Cricket doesn't have rules. see here[^], it has laws.

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      Dan Neely
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Cricket doesn't have rules. see here[^], it has lawsdelusions of grandeur.

      3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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      • D Dalek Dave

        ...at this[^]

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        Lost User
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        Whinging Aussies! :laugh:

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          ...at this[^]

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          Mark_Wallace
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          "Australia won the toss and decided to bat" Bad call. They should have decided to pack up and go home.

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          • J Jim Crafton

            No, the first *rule* of cricket is that you don't talk about cricket :)

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            Luc Pattyn
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            That would be good. :)

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            • M Mark_Wallace

              "Australia won the toss and decided to bat" Bad call. They should have decided to pack up and go home.

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              Mark Wallace wrote:

              "Australia won the toss and decided to bat"

              And then we changed our minds and decided it would be a nice day to bowl after all.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                ...at this[^]

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                Lost User
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                I also dont understand the score

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                • R rastaVnuce

                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                  Complete lack of interest in cricket also works.

                  Precisely what I wanted to say. Have a 5... it's on me :)

                  We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours!

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  Aw, thanks! :-O I promise not to spend it all at once... :laugh:

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                  • P peterchen

                    Complete ignorance of cricket rules apparently also works.

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                    hairy_hats
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                    As does torpid disinterest.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      ...at this[^]

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      hammerstein05
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                      88 all out, they're now playing cricket like they play football.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        ...at this[^]

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        realJSOP
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                        I didn't laugh.

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          ...at this[^]

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                          Mycroft Holmes
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                          And I didn't see that on the sports headlines on the ABC!

                          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            ...at this[^]

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            Lost User
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                            On the bright side, we absolutley gave Asif a caining, almost 3 runs an over.

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