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  • D Dalek Dave

    ...at this[^]

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    Lost User
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    Whinging Aussies! :laugh:

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    • D Dalek Dave

      ...at this[^]

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      Mark_Wallace
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      "Australia won the toss and decided to bat" Bad call. They should have decided to pack up and go home.

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      • J Jim Crafton

        No, the first *rule* of cricket is that you don't talk about cricket :)

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        Luc Pattyn
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        That would be good. :)

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        • M Mark_Wallace

          "Australia won the toss and decided to bat" Bad call. They should have decided to pack up and go home.

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          Mark Wallace wrote:

          "Australia won the toss and decided to bat"

          And then we changed our minds and decided it would be a nice day to bowl after all.

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          • D Dalek Dave

            ...at this[^]

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            I also dont understand the score

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            • R rastaVnuce

              OriginalGriff wrote:

              Complete lack of interest in cricket also works.

              Precisely what I wanted to say. Have a 5... it's on me :)

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              OriginalGriff
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              Aw, thanks! :-O I promise not to spend it all at once... :laugh:

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              • P peterchen

                Complete ignorance of cricket rules apparently also works.

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                As does torpid disinterest.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  ...at this[^]

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  hammerstein05
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                  88 all out, they're now playing cricket like they play football.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    ...at this[^]

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    realJSOP
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                    I didn't laugh.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      ...at this[^]

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      Mycroft Holmes
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                      And I didn't see that on the sports headlines on the ABC!

                      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        ...at this[^]

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        On the bright side, we absolutley gave Asif a caining, almost 3 runs an over.

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