Oh, don't say that! My blood pressure can't take it! Sick, sick, sick, sick SICK! of pointless, irritating "reminders" from win server and fruggin-awful-antivirus-server that I have to connect uber-high-security, air-gapped physical servers to the Internet, because they have to upload information that they are absolutely not entitled to and are never going to get! It used to be that if someone sold you something, you were treated with respect, because you were the customer, and they were grateful for your patronage. But if you buy software, these days, you have to treat the vendor like he's your lord and master. It's got to stop. It's got to %#@&ing stop!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!