Consider yourself lucky it isn't on a shooting range... Although getting a visit from JSOP could be fun :-)

chriselst wrote:

said he was going to return with a locksmith, force entry, and take stuff away to the value of £862.

I'd love to see them try that with some of the members of this site *cough* JSOP *cough*

What I can't figure out and what suprises me is the fact you left the bottle of beer behind :doh:

Hmm... Seeing how things are going at work at the moment... I'm tempted to do a general network 'Broken Arrow' broadcast...

OriginalGriff wrote:

nipple tassles

You just included this to get Nagy and/or the resident Dalek out of his/their holiday induced hibernation...

Firstly: I haven't done anything along these lines myself... But:

Joan Murt wrote:

would require good lawyers

Joan Murt wrote:

ensure that the idea would not be taken by others keeping

Can't you already patent the 'idea', which (c)(w)ould even make a stronger case towards the venture capitalists as mentioned by the resident Dalek?

Yeah, but at least they have records of everybody who rode the Moscow subway...

why thank you... now why did you have to wake me up?

Hmm... My mom received paychecks from the company my dad used to work for, up until about 6 months after he had died... Makes you wonder: was he that good at work, or did he just go unnoticed?

Rule number one of FightClub... ooh wait

Maybe Dave and you can swap... you solve his rat problem, he solves your mould problem...

'Gamblers Anonymous: Reasons for the payback' could be the title for one of the 10 prequels...

erm... 'Lady Di' maybe?

Shameel wrote:

There is actually a final version of specifications

I'd be happy with just that :sigh:

Knock knock knock V. ? Knock knock knock V. ? Knock knock knock V. ? Knock knock knock V. ?

Not quite Dennis, but still a Menace [^]

That's Replacement MQOTD...

A: I've always wondered, what's the devil look like?
B: Well, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork.
C: Oh, no. No, sir. He's white, as white as you folks, with empty eyes and a big hollow voice. He likes to travel around with a mean old hound. That's right.

There you go gents...

So, your cat can't tell or inform others about what's it's doing because of that Non-Disclosure Agreement?

Too bad your timing isn't purrfect

Yes, and I shall refrain from making the obvious avian references :-D