The trooper looked at the old man and said "that's the millionth time I've heard that excuse, here's your ticket".

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it was assigned a static IP from day one of being setup. All of my servers are. turns out, I think it was a DHCP issue. Somebody adjusted one of the ranges so that it overlapped the ip of that server... On top of that, the reservation I had set(just in case) was removed as well. So another machine got that IP and caused no end of confusion... I fixed the dhcp ranges and the issue seems to have went away. No, I did not kill the guy that did it, yet. Treat stressful situations like a dog, if you can't eat it, play with it or screw it, then just piss on it and walk away. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.

Or the time he was arrested. "Flashhh-errrrr" I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays. CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

What goes around, comes around. (But it has to be careful about the radius on the corners) I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Hi Its simple Use COUNT Function... like as follows SELECT CAST(ISNULL(COUNT(ProdType),0) AS VARCHAR(10)) + ' '+ ProdType FROM ProdDtls GROUP BY ProdType Regards, GVPrabu

:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: You sir are a genius( or I am a dumb***, take your pick :-D ) I knew I was doing something stupid, I just couldn't see it. Treat stressful situations like a dog, if you can't eat it, play with it or screw it, then just piss on it and walk away. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.

True.n Less than 25% chance of that.

i can just HOPE this remains HARMLESS :)

ok, the database is only touched DIRECTLY by me... :-D Treat stressful situations like a dog, if you can't eat it, play with it or screw it, then just piss on it and walk away. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.

1. Thats why I said honorable mention :-D 2b. Being a plant/storage facility of some sort, and having worked in many of them in years past as a crane operator, I can tell you they have extremely strict rules about smoking. Which tells me the idiot most likely did light up once on top so as not to be seen doing it on the ground where the cameras/coworkers tell all. And yes, any coworker with brains(obviously not his smoking buddy) would report them since it puts their own safety at risk. Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

I only got as far 1 -- is that Gary Numan?

geez i've gone through 10 replies and no one understands the bloody question. it's pretty fn simple. and people wonder why...

Slacker007 wrote: An impossible feat of madness. It would never happen Depends what kind of cinema you're sitting in. I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Doubleplusgood! Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

Richard MacCutchan wrote: Have you counted how many questions are posted every week in Q&A with glaring examples of the same? Actually no, I get a headache from going there. As I consider myself on the low end of programming skills still, and even I can see the BS in some of those questions.... I stopped reading them. I mostly just haunt the lounge because I have zero people in the world out there that can talk any kind of tech.(yeah I don't have friends and don't particularly want any either. I work, fix pcs, fix networks, write code, then go home, play tennis with the family and do more code(for me, not for work.) Common sense is not a gift it's a curse. Those of us who have it have to deal with those that don't.... Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

Landshark was my fav. :)

Mendor81 wrote: Nope, you can't as a matter of fact you can't walk in the middle of road (except in emergency cases and if there is no sidewalk) There are a lot of places with no sidewalks if you don't live in a city, and even if you do they aren't everywhere. (And I never specified legally, I'm still quite capable of being in the street if it's not legal, but I still wouldn't get a DUI for it). And I think it'd be pretty hard to kill someone by hitting them with a bike, unless you involved some other factors (like they got knocked into a car, or off a bridge). With the balance required, a drunk on a bike is probably more of a danger to themselves than to anyone else.

So you are basically saying that god didn't "invent" blondes? But who else was it then? :-D

I'd rather get a bill for a million pounds than a thousand, it's obviously an error and therefore not worrying, whereas a thousand could be due to something that's actually your fault.