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    Read what I said. Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
  • Random Comment of the Day

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    Our company has grown a lot the last couple of years, so we have had many new employees, many directly from university. At least two out of three come with great ideas how they shall "save" our company, really great and successful (... but we are, already!). Each of them has his own way of how tools and working methods and plans should be drastically changed, if we are to prosper and grow. We couldn't possibly switch programming languages or project management tools or build systems or version control systems every time some new employee comes with this great revolutionary new tool. Even changing horses every time our technical university jumps onto some new academic fad... Those revolutionary new ways are almost always academic fads, and I am surprised/disappointed how much a university can make quite smart university students into evangelists for a single belief without teaching them anything about alternative ways, and essentially teaching them "This is The Answer" without telling them WHY this is the answer. You wouldn't believe what even university Masters can present as if they were laws of nature - such as individual packet routing in networks, the necessity of parenthesizing conditions in programming languages, or the obviousness of case significance in identifiers. (I could list a few dozen other examples as well.) So when some new employee brings forth a new revolutionary tool or method: Give him/her some time to analyze the needs of the company, make a critical evalation of how the current tool satisifies the needs, how the new proposed tool satisifies the needs, identifying and quantifying the benefits of a switch, and the cost of a switch. Make the new employee write this down as a change proposal for older employees to evaluate. We have done that a couple times, when the new employee withdrew the proposal quite rapidly when met with counterarguments and real figures for the cost of change. (That is where they usually fail, believing that replacing a basic tool is no more difficult in a 300 man company with a few hundred customer relations as it was in a four-students group work with no legacy ties and no obligations after the report is handed in to the professor for evaluation.) True enough: Sometimes, we could be more open to change, but still, changes should be justified. We have also had cases where new employees have continued to insist on changes, we have "given in" and after a while realized that the claimed benefits were not gained. The only positive result of spending a lot of reso
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    So if they include it in their effluent interface, will it automatically resolve your tables to turd normal? I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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    Quote: The hamster grips his cold-steel beauty for the ultimate head-shot to another one of Black Bart's gang carrying a bag of bottled skin pills @donathanhutchingsgmailcom - The Lounge[^] Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
  • Kid voice recordings leaked

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    Brisingr Aerowing wrote: This kind of issue is inexcusable. Yes... but more common than we would like to. :sigh: :sigh: :sigh: M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
  • The Mongo-poking Shuffle

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    That depends on what type and what quality of ammo you want to use and where you buy it, but let's guess about 5$ per round. The Vulcan can fire 100 of them per second, so 500$ for one second firing. The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart. "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
  • BSON

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    I've got a simpler rule: Just put "Mo" in front of any singular noun to make it plural. House/Mo House Moose/Mo Moose Octopus/Mo Octopus
  • Something completely new...

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    Once again, learning curve. Some people want things done for them, and that's ok. Some people want the nuts and bolts. And that's ok too. Both come at a price, choose your poison. Jeremy Falcon
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    Kent Sharkey wrote: Five groups of attackers are competing to delete as many publicly accessible MongoDB databases as possible That's what they get for not providing proper end-user documentation with pokemon go. Gotta catch 'em all! I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
  • Happy New Year

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  • Add to hack

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    "Your opinion doesn't count because if you aren't a citizen of the US of A, you aren't considered human over here.
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    Create your own engine for minimal XML-based data sources. Your programs will read, write the data to these XML data sources and you can relax while it works on low-power CPUs too. :) I personally use JSON for my regular day tasks instead of XML, but you can select either, then write an engine for that; CRUD functions and a bit of validation etc. Create, read, update and delete - Wikipedia[^] The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~
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    Basit Anwer - Professional Profile[^] on 8 and Nida Zamir - Professional Profile[^] on 2 M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
  • .NET Core data access

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  • After all

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    I was surprised now one tried during the campaign to assassinate one of the two. You have a point. I hope that the next four years are uneventful. Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
  • Canada Thanksgiving

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    Yeah... you watch who Europe comes looking for when the SHTF. You think Barrack is a pussy, he man's up on most of European leaders.... Charlie Gilley Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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    Try this forum: Collaboration / Beta Testing Discussion Boards[^] - it's more likely to reach the right people. Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...