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If only you could debug a woman...

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  • G Gary Kirkham

    Ashley van Gerven wrote:

    DEBUG feature would reveal the internal processes

    Good Luck [^] with that.

    Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read

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    Judah Gabriel Himango
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    :laugh:

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    • P PIEBALDconsult

      The wife made a call to: this.ReproductiveSystem.Dispose() ; Then it got garbage collected.

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      Patrick Etc
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      Ok, the first one got me giggling. This:

      PIEBALDconsult wrote:

      Then it got garbage collected.

      caused me to lose it. :-D

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      • K keyboard warrior

        perhaps we should say "if you could debug people" unless errors are exclusive to women? :suss:

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        peterchen
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        No, but it's the interesting bugs

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        • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

          What would you fix?

          ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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          makkak
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          #78

          stdout > /dev/null

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          • L Lost User

            You. Elaine.

            Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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            peterchen
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            Yeah, that response does need a fix, the reply is apparently random ;P

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            • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

              What would you fix?

              ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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              globalravi
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              Better dont fix, we need them when we want it

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              • L leckey 0

                That's the rule #1 with women; when we kvetch at you about something we just want to kvetch. We are not looking for your solution on how to fix the problem. Just hear us out and follow up with "I told you that beatch was crazy!" (Chris Rock fans will get this one.)

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                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                Scary. You basically paraphrased what my better half told me the other day... :suss:

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                • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                  What would you fix?

                  ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                  mojp
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                  It's not a bug, it's a feature!

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                  • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                    What would you fix?

                    ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                    Marco Turrini
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                    Women are wonderful, my best friends are women, and I really love most of them; still I would remove that mysterious method which produces such a weird situation: Me: -Are you angry? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do something wrong? She: -NO! [silence again] Me: -Did I say something wrong? She: -NO! [guess what? silence!] Me: -Er... Did I not do something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I not say something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do and/or say something which is not wrong by itself but I should have known perfectly that in this particular moment of our lifes has to be interpreted as total or partial loss of interest or respect of you?(*) She: -Maybe... (*) If you cannot understand what I'm writing here, it's not because of my English: when I reach this "level" I loose total control of my speech even in my own language!

                    Marco Turrini

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                    • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                      What would you fix?

                      ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                      chrissb
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                      Well, seeing as feminism removed their former podium position.. I'm thinking that last shred of awesomeness and respect. They can buy me drinks from now on. :laugh:

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                      • M Marco Turrini

                        Women are wonderful, my best friends are women, and I really love most of them; still I would remove that mysterious method which produces such a weird situation: Me: -Are you angry? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do something wrong? She: -NO! [silence again] Me: -Did I say something wrong? She: -NO! [guess what? silence!] Me: -Er... Did I not do something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I not say something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do and/or say something which is not wrong by itself but I should have known perfectly that in this particular moment of our lifes has to be interpreted as total or partial loss of interest or respect of you?(*) She: -Maybe... (*) If you cannot understand what I'm writing here, it's not because of my English: when I reach this "level" I loose total control of my speech even in my own language!

                        Marco Turrini

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                        Daniel Cohen Gindi
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                        Yeah! That is definitly something that requires debugging... You should put a breakpoint on every NO and advance step by step until Silence is reached, its gotta be somewhere there in the middle...

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                        • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                          Yeah! That is definitly something that requires debugging... You should put a breakpoint on every NO and advance step by step until Silence is reached, its gotta be somewhere there in the middle...

                          ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                          Marco Turrini
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                          My experience with women is not a vast one :-O , but - as it happens in computer programming - the error is born much before the error is shown: when you see it, it's definetely too late to debug:confused:... you can only deliver a patch :sigh: , and only after that you can try to figure out what really happened:confused::confused:

                          Marco Turrini

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                          • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                            What would you fix?

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                            Gareth Pitt Nash
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                            Be careful where you stick your break point! ;)

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                            • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                              What would you fix?

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                              Lost User
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                              **I would never stop working :) , and would have being doing step on and on(F11 )........ :laugh: i would have debuged every version, part and would love to fix those errors by making my own patches...........a wonderful experience....one could just imagine of ;) :wtf:**

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                              • L leckey 0

                                We might be wonderful, but let's face it: even I don't understand my own "species" sometimes.

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                                Pete OHanlon
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                                Oh, I never try to engage the comprehension sub-routine. That one's borked.

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                                • P Pete OHanlon

                                  Well, I think I'd insert a subroutine into Salma Hayek to find me absolutely irresistible. Apart from that, nothing - because women are wonderful and should be cherished.

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                                  Brady Kelly
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                                  Insert a subroutine into her to find Salma Hayek and me absolutely irresistible. :)

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                                  • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                                    What would you fix?

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                                    Fabio Franco
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                                    I would directly step into the StopWiningAndMakeLove(bool RegularPlace) method.

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                                    • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                                      What would you fix?

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                                      Redwan Albougha
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                                      Set a break point at each line contains talking request:suss:

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                                      • M Marco Turrini

                                        My experience with women is not a vast one :-O , but - as it happens in computer programming - the error is born much before the error is shown: when you see it, it's definetely too late to debug:confused:... you can only deliver a patch :sigh: , and only after that you can try to figure out what really happened:confused::confused:

                                        Marco Turrini

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                                        Fabio Franco
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                                        And hopefuly that patch comes before you completely lost all your data with no recovery chances.

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                                        • F Fabio Franco

                                          And hopefuly that patch comes before you completely lost all your data with no recovery chances.

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                                          Marco Turrini
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                                          Yeah, another point for the importance of a good and reliable "backup"...:cool:

                                          Marco Turrini

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