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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
Little Johnnie's father took him to class his first day of school. Johnnie's dad pulled the teacher aside and told her, Johnnie has a bad gambling problem so don't make a bet with him you can't win. The teacher agreed. When the teacher was passing out the text books Johnny said, "Teacher, I'll make a bet with you," she replied "Ok, what?" Johnny said "I'll bet you fifty dollars I can tell you what color panties you have on." She agreed and told him after the last bell he was to stay in the room and then he could guess. While Johnny and the class were at recess the teacher took her panties off and put them in her purse, and when school was out Johnny stayed in the classroom and the teacher locked the door and said "Okay Johnny, what color are they? He replied "Yellow." So the teacher raised her dress and said "No your wrong, I'm not wearing any." Johnny asked her to walk him out to his dad's car and he would get her money. So, as Johnny passed his dad going to the car the teacher told his dad that Johnny finally got beat. He asked what she meant and was told "Johnny bet me fifty dollars he could tell me what color panties I had on, so I took them off." The father replied "That son of a bitch, he bet me a hundred dollars he could see your pussy before the end of the day."
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
Once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.' The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.' The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?' The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that." She continued, "He is going to try to feel your Assets; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand somewhere inappropriate; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family." With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said. She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
One day, two deputies in the Sheriff's Office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked in, they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom. They had been shot to death. When they went to the living room, they found the body of a man with a gun at his side. "No doubt about it," one deputy said to the other. "This was a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself." "You're right," the other deputy replied. "But I'll bet you when the sheriff gets here he's going to say 'It could have been worse.'" "No way. How could it be worse? There are three people in the house, and all of them have been shot to death. It couldn't be worse. You're on." About that time, the old sheriff arrived at the scene. He walked into the bedroom and saw the two nude bodies. He then walked into the living room and saw the man on the floor with the gun by his side. "No doubt about it," the sheriff said, shaking his head. "It was a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself." After hesitating for a moment, the old sheriff looked his deputies squarely in the eyes. "But, you know," he said, "it could have been worse." The deputy who had lost the bet jumped up and shouted, "Sheriff, how could it have been any f....... worse? There are three people in this farmhouse and all three of them are dead. It couldn't have been worse!" "Yes it could," the sheriff retorted. "You see that guy there on the floor? If he had come early home yesterday, that would be me in that bed!"
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things. Virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick. army like blow job closer to discharge you get, the better it feels "Woman who dance while wearing a jockstrap have make believe ballroom. "Man who smoke pot, choke on handle." "Sailor who gets discharged from navy, leave buddies behind." Man who make love to cash register, come into money. Man who fondle girl having period, get caught red handed. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have crappy time. He who sniffs coke, gets ice cube up nose. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested. If you want a committed man, look in mental hospital! He who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep. Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills. Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth. To make egg roll, push it. Chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work. Girl's best asset is her `lie' ability. He who eats ice cream in car, is a Sundae Driver He who stick head in open window, gets pane in neck.
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
A professional bodybuilder was driving down the road one evening, and he sees blonde stumble out of a bar, shit-faced drunk. He pulls over and starts to offer her a ride home, but then he gets an idea. Instead, he offers to take her out to a cheap motel. She agrees, and they leave. When they arrive, he decides to show off a bit, to help get her blood flowing. He rips off his shirt and flexes his arms, and says, "See these? 10k pounds of dynamite, baby!" This sorta gets her aroused. He then rips his shorts off, puts one of his bulging calves in her face and says, "See these? These are another 10k of dynamite!" See then pushes him onto the bed and starts to remove his underwear. She shrieks in terror and runs away. He catches up to her, calms her down, and asks what was wrong she says, "Oh, with 20k pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, you had me worried!"
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
There’s a sweet old couple happily living life. One day the wife went in for a medical exam and when she came home she reported to her husband, "The doctor says I have the heart of a 50-year-old, lungs of a 40-year-old, and the blood pressure of a 25-year-old." The huband replies, "Oh really? And what did he say about your 70-year-old ass?" She replied, "He never mentioned you."
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the good news? "The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm. I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant." "Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again." The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon. "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon. "Just great" says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved." "That's great," said the surgeon. "Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting landscapes in watercolors." "Unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?" "Well, just one problem," said the golfer: "every time I get an erection, I also get a headache."
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, 20 storeys high Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, "stay like a statue and don't move." Husband: "Who is this?" Wife: "This is a robot I bought to have sex with when u r travelling". Husband: "Ok let's have sex now" Wife: "No sweetheart , yesterday I got my period. So I will go & make a cup of coffee 4 u". After she left the husband said "Damn it I'm so horny, I will fuck this robot!" He tried fucking. The lover started talking in a metallic, robotic way: "SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE". Husband: "Damn! robot is not working properly. I'm throwing it out of the window". The lover realised that he was on the 20th floor so he said: "SOFTWARE UPDATED" PLEASE TRY AGAIN !!!
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
Maria is a devoted wife: She gets married and has 7 children.......Soon after the last child is born, her husband dies.... .A few weeks later she remarries, and over the following years has another 5 children with her second husband...... After the last child is born her second husband also dies...... Within a month Maria is engaged to be married for the third time....... Unfortunately, she becomes very ill and dies. At her funeral the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, he looks up to heaven and says: "At last they are finally together". A man standing next to the priest asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?" The priest replied "I mean her legs !!! ".
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
that it's 31 days month. It should be June 30, 2012 instead of June 31, 2012. http://www.codeproject.com/Competitions/571/Post-Your-Insider-News-Competition.aspx[^]
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
OriginalGriff wrote:
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
Thanks DD for clarification. :)
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
Actually when I read CCC it had something like "good hope" at the end of it. That's it, nothing interesting.
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
Its magic, good hope replaced with.
Dalek Dave wrote:
with cloak.
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
I had to check your profile to ensure you are from India. Yeah your are from India!!!!
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
Just WTF....every day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSy46ghV-G0&feature=player_embedded[^]
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar