Reply: "Ones for parts." Reply: "No, they're triplets can't you count!?". {Look down at them} "Oh... shit!... ...so, on a scale of 1 through 10, how good are you at keeping secrets?" If it's a couple asking, reply "Are you guys brother and sister" "No?, well you look related"
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" — Hunter S. Thompson