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The programming equivalent of a complete rectal examination

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    Xiangyang Liu
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    That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

    My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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      That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

      My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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      dan sh
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      And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

      "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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        That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

        My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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        Jim Crafton
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        Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

        I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

        But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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          And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

          "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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          Jeremy Falcon
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          d@nish wrote:

          And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

          Speaking from experience? :)

          Jeremy Falcon

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            Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

            I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

            But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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            Xiangyang Liu
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            Jim Crafton wrote:

            But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

            Thanks, I feel much better now. P.S. Someday I will write a book with title "How to build airplane factory to manufacture airplanes to be used to transport a soda can to the next house on the street". It will become the best-seller.

            My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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              d@nish wrote:

              And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

              Speaking from experience? :)

              Jeremy Falcon

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              dan sh
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              Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

              "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

                "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                Jim Crafton
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                Wayyyyyy too much info there guys. Seriously, I think a hamster just imploded somewhere in the bowels of the CP server room.

                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                  Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

                  "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                  Xiangyang Liu
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                  We demand details. People have the right to know. :)

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                  modified on Thursday, January 28, 2010 2:04 PM

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                    Wayyyyyy too much info there guys. Seriously, I think a hamster just imploded somewhere in the bowels of the CP server room.

                    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                    Gary Wheeler
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                    Jim Crafton wrote:

                    bowels

                    How apropos :rolleyes:.

                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                    • J Jim Crafton

                      Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

                      I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

                      But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                      Jim Crafton wrote:

                      architectualizing

                      :omg: :wtf: :suss: My brain hurts. :-D

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                        Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

                        I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

                        But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                        Gary Wheeler
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                        Jim Crafton wrote:

                        architectualizing

                        We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                          Jim Crafton wrote:

                          architectualizing

                          We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                          Douglas Troy
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                          Yes, we should Torturize him to death.


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                            Jim Crafton wrote:

                            architectualizing

                            We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

                            Software Zen: delete this;

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                            Jim Crafton
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                            I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"

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                            • X Xiangyang Liu

                              That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                              My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                              Steve Mayfield
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                              I don't think I want to be around when you have a code dump... :-\

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                                I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"

                                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                Gary Wheeler
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                                I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

                                Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

                                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  Jim Crafton
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                                  Really? Well it's good to hear that spelling, grammar, and common sense still exist somewhere. :thumbsup:

                                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                    Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

                                    I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

                                    But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                                    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                    Chris Meech
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                                    I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

                                    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                                      I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

                                      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                                      Jim Crafton
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                                      Touche! I'm conceptualizing an answer right now.

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                                      • X Xiangyang Liu

                                        That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                                        My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                        PIEBALDconsult
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                                        Pointer error?

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                                        • J Jeremy Falcon

                                          d@nish wrote:

                                          And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

                                          Speaking from experience? :)

                                          Jeremy Falcon

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                                          Paul Conrad
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                                          :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

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