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The programming equivalent of a complete rectal examination

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  • X Xiangyang Liu

    That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

    My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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    dan sh
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    And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

    "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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      And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

      "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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      Jeremy Falcon
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      d@nish wrote:

      And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

      Speaking from experience? :)

      Jeremy Falcon

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      • X Xiangyang Liu

        That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

        My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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        Jim Crafton
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        Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

        I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

        But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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        • J Jim Crafton

          Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

          I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

          But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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          Xiangyang Liu
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          Jim Crafton wrote:

          But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

          Thanks, I feel much better now. P.S. Someday I will write a book with title "How to build airplane factory to manufacture airplanes to be used to transport a soda can to the next house on the street". It will become the best-seller.

          My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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          • J Jeremy Falcon

            d@nish wrote:

            And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

            Speaking from experience? :)

            Jeremy Falcon

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            dan sh
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            Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

            "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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              Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

              "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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              Jim Crafton
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              Wayyyyyy too much info there guys. Seriously, I think a hamster just imploded somewhere in the bowels of the CP server room.

              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

                "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                Xiangyang Liu
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                We demand details. People have the right to know. :)

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                modified on Thursday, January 28, 2010 2:04 PM

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                • J Jim Crafton

                  Wayyyyyy too much info there guys. Seriously, I think a hamster just imploded somewhere in the bowels of the CP server room.

                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                  Gary Wheeler
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                  Jim Crafton wrote:

                  bowels

                  How apropos :rolleyes:.

                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                  • J Jim Crafton

                    Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

                    I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

                    But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                    Lost User
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                    Jim Crafton wrote:

                    architectualizing

                    :omg: :wtf: :suss: My brain hurts. :-D

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                    • J Jim Crafton

                      Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

                      I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

                      But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                      Gary Wheeler
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                      Jim Crafton wrote:

                      architectualizing

                      We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                      • G Gary Wheeler

                        Jim Crafton wrote:

                        architectualizing

                        We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                        Yes, we should Torturize him to death.


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                          Jim Crafton wrote:

                          architectualizing

                          We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                          Jim Crafton
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                          I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"

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                          • X Xiangyang Liu

                            That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                            My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                            Steve Mayfield
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                            I don't think I want to be around when you have a code dump... :-\

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                            • J Jim Crafton

                              I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"

                              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                              Gary Wheeler
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                              I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

                              Software Zen: delete this;

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                                I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

                                Software Zen: delete this;

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                                Jim Crafton
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                                Really? Well it's good to hear that spelling, grammar, and common sense still exist somewhere. :thumbsup:

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                                • J Jim Crafton

                                  Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

                                  I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

                                  But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                  Chris Meech
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                                  I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

                                  Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                                    I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

                                    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                                    Jim Crafton
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                                    Touche! I'm conceptualizing an answer right now.

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                                    • X Xiangyang Liu

                                      That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                                      My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                      PIEBALDconsult
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                                      Pointer error?

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                                      • J Jeremy Falcon

                                        d@nish wrote:

                                        And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

                                        Speaking from experience? :)

                                        Jeremy Falcon

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                                        Paul Conrad
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                                        :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                                        "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                                          :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                                          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                                          Jeremy Falcon
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                                          Paul Conrad wrote:

                                          OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                                          Hey man, what's up? I've been doing ok here lately. Been doing a great job of avoiding CP too! lol What's been going on with you?

                                          Jeremy Falcon

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