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The programming equivalent of a complete rectal examination

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  • J Jim Crafton

    Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

    I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

    But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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    Gary Wheeler
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    Jim Crafton wrote:

    architectualizing

    We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

    Software Zen: delete this;

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    • G Gary Wheeler

      Jim Crafton wrote:

      architectualizing

      We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

      Software Zen: delete this;

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      Douglas Troy
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      Yes, we should Torturize him to death.


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      • G Gary Wheeler

        Jim Crafton wrote:

        architectualizing

        We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

        Software Zen: delete this;

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        Jim Crafton
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        I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"

        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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        • X Xiangyang Liu

          That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

          My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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          Steve Mayfield
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          I don't think I want to be around when you have a code dump... :-\

          Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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          • J Jim Crafton

            I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"

            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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            Gary Wheeler
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            I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

            Software Zen: delete this;

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            • G Gary Wheeler

              I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

              Software Zen: delete this;

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              Jim Crafton
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              Really? Well it's good to hear that spelling, grammar, and common sense still exist somewhere. :thumbsup:

              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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              • J Jim Crafton

                Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

                I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

                But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                Chris Meech
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                I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

                Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                • C Chris Meech

                  I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

                  Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                  Jim Crafton
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                  Touche! I'm conceptualizing an answer right now.

                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                  • X Xiangyang Liu

                    That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                    My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                    PIEBALDconsult
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                    Pointer error?

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                    • J Jeremy Falcon

                      d@nish wrote:

                      And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

                      Speaking from experience? :)

                      Jeremy Falcon

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                      Paul Conrad
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                      :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                      "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                      • P Paul Conrad

                        :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                        "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                        Jeremy Falcon
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                        Paul Conrad wrote:

                        OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                        Hey man, what's up? I've been doing ok here lately. Been doing a great job of avoiding CP too! lol What's been going on with you?

                        Jeremy Falcon

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                        • D dan sh

                          Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

                          "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                          CaptainSeeSharp
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                          d@nish wrote:

                          Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

                          Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

                          Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                          • X Xiangyang Liu

                            Jim Crafton wrote:

                            But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                            Thanks, I feel much better now. P.S. Someday I will write a book with title "How to build airplane factory to manufacture airplanes to be used to transport a soda can to the next house on the street". It will become the best-seller.

                            My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                            leckey 0
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                            Me likey!

                            Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                              d@nish wrote:

                              Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

                              Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

                              Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                              dan sh
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                              WTF is that?

                              "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                              • X Xiangyang Liu

                                That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                                My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                NormDroid
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                                I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

                                All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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                                  I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

                                  All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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                                  Xiangyang Liu
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                                  It was stolen from Jerry Seinfeld: [IRS Auditing] is the financial equivalent of a complete rectal examination :-O

                                  My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                  • L leckey 0

                                    Me likey!

                                    Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                                    Xiangyang Liu
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                                    Thanks. Haven't had time to visit Craptastic Nation lately, I may have missed a lot of fun things ... :)

                                    My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                      WTF is that?

                                      "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                                      B rad A
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                                      You. Do. Not. Want. To. Know X|

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                                      • X Xiangyang Liu

                                        Thanks. Haven't had time to visit Craptastic Nation lately, I may have missed a lot of fun things ... :)

                                        My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                        leckey 0
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                                        TY! Most of my recent posts have been about the terrible weather we've been having in this area. And the cats in my garage. I thought it was boring but Nish said he enjoyed the posts. I also have some new fave sites which I know a lot of CPers enjoy.

                                        Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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