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The programming equivalent of a complete rectal examination

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  • G Gary Wheeler

    Jim Crafton wrote:

    architectualizing

    We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

    Software Zen: delete this;

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    Jim Crafton
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    I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"

    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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    • X Xiangyang Liu

      That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

      My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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      Steve Mayfield
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      I don't think I want to be around when you have a code dump... :-\

      Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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      • J Jim Crafton

        I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"

        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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        Gary Wheeler
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        I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

        Software Zen: delete this;

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        • G Gary Wheeler

          I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

          Software Zen: delete this;

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          Jim Crafton
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          Really? Well it's good to hear that spelling, grammar, and common sense still exist somewhere. :thumbsup:

          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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          • J Jim Crafton

            Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

            I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

            But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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            Chris Meech
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            I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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            • C Chris Meech

              I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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              Jim Crafton
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              Touche! I'm conceptualizing an answer right now.

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              • X Xiangyang Liu

                That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                PIEBALDconsult
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                Pointer error?

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                • J Jeremy Falcon

                  d@nish wrote:

                  And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

                  Speaking from experience? :)

                  Jeremy Falcon

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                  Paul Conrad
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                  :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                  "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                  • P Paul Conrad

                    :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                    Jeremy Falcon
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                    Paul Conrad wrote:

                    OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                    Hey man, what's up? I've been doing ok here lately. Been doing a great job of avoiding CP too! lol What's been going on with you?

                    Jeremy Falcon

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                    • D dan sh

                      Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

                      "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                      CaptainSeeSharp
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                      d@nish wrote:

                      Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

                      Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

                      Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                      • X Xiangyang Liu

                        Jim Crafton wrote:

                        But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                        Thanks, I feel much better now. P.S. Someday I will write a book with title "How to build airplane factory to manufacture airplanes to be used to transport a soda can to the next house on the street". It will become the best-seller.

                        My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                        leckey 0
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                        Me likey!

                        Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                        • C CaptainSeeSharp

                          d@nish wrote:

                          Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

                          Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

                          Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                          dan sh
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                          WTF is that?

                          "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                          • X Xiangyang Liu

                            That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                            My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                            NormDroid
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                            I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

                            All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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                              I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

                              All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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                              Xiangyang Liu
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                              It was stolen from Jerry Seinfeld: [IRS Auditing] is the financial equivalent of a complete rectal examination :-O

                              My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                Me likey!

                                Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                                Xiangyang Liu
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                                Thanks. Haven't had time to visit Craptastic Nation lately, I may have missed a lot of fun things ... :)

                                My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                • D dan sh

                                  WTF is that?

                                  "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                                  B rad A
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                                  You. Do. Not. Want. To. Know X|

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                                  • X Xiangyang Liu

                                    Thanks. Haven't had time to visit Craptastic Nation lately, I may have missed a lot of fun things ... :)

                                    My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                    leckey 0
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                                    TY! Most of my recent posts have been about the terrible weather we've been having in this area. And the cats in my garage. I thought it was boring but Nish said he enjoyed the posts. I also have some new fave sites which I know a lot of CPers enjoy.

                                    Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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