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The programming equivalent of a complete rectal examination

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  • J Jeremy Falcon

    d@nish wrote:

    And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

    Speaking from experience? :)

    Jeremy Falcon

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    Paul Conrad
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    :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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    • P Paul Conrad

      :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

      "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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      Paul Conrad wrote:

      OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

      Hey man, what's up? I've been doing ok here lately. Been doing a great job of avoiding CP too! lol What's been going on with you?

      Jeremy Falcon

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      • D dan sh

        Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

        "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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        d@nish wrote:

        Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

        Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

        Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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        • X Xiangyang Liu

          Jim Crafton wrote:

          But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

          Thanks, I feel much better now. P.S. Someday I will write a book with title "How to build airplane factory to manufacture airplanes to be used to transport a soda can to the next house on the street". It will become the best-seller.

          My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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          Me likey!

          Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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          • C CaptainSeeSharp

            d@nish wrote:

            Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

            Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

            Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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            dan sh
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            WTF is that?

            "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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            • X Xiangyang Liu

              That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

              My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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              NormDroid
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              I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

              All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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              • N NormDroid

                I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

                All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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                Xiangyang Liu
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                It was stolen from Jerry Seinfeld: [IRS Auditing] is the financial equivalent of a complete rectal examination :-O

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                  Me likey!

                  Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                  Xiangyang Liu
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                  Thanks. Haven't had time to visit Craptastic Nation lately, I may have missed a lot of fun things ... :)

                  My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                  • D dan sh

                    WTF is that?

                    "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                    You. Do. Not. Want. To. Know X|

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                    • X Xiangyang Liu

                      Thanks. Haven't had time to visit Craptastic Nation lately, I may have missed a lot of fun things ... :)

                      My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                      leckey 0
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                      TY! Most of my recent posts have been about the terrible weather we've been having in this area. And the cats in my garage. I thought it was boring but Nish said he enjoyed the posts. I also have some new fave sites which I know a lot of CPers enjoy.

                      Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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