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The programming equivalent of a complete rectal examination

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  • J Jim Crafton

    Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

    I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

    But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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    Chris Meech
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    I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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      I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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      Jim Crafton
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      Touche! I'm conceptualizing an answer right now.

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      • X Xiangyang Liu

        That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

        My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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        PIEBALDconsult
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        Pointer error?

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        • J Jeremy Falcon

          d@nish wrote:

          And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

          Speaking from experience? :)

          Jeremy Falcon

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          Paul Conrad
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          :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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          • P Paul Conrad

            :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

            "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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            Jeremy Falcon
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            Paul Conrad wrote:

            OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

            Hey man, what's up? I've been doing ok here lately. Been doing a great job of avoiding CP too! lol What's been going on with you?

            Jeremy Falcon

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            • D dan sh

              Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

              "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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              CaptainSeeSharp
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              d@nish wrote:

              Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

              Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

              Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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              • X Xiangyang Liu

                Jim Crafton wrote:

                But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                Thanks, I feel much better now. P.S. Someday I will write a book with title "How to build airplane factory to manufacture airplanes to be used to transport a soda can to the next house on the street". It will become the best-seller.

                My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                leckey 0
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                Me likey!

                Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                • C CaptainSeeSharp

                  d@nish wrote:

                  Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

                  Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

                  Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                  dan sh
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                  WTF is that?

                  "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                  • X Xiangyang Liu

                    That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                    My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                    NormDroid
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                    I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

                    All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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                    • N NormDroid

                      I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

                      All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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                      Xiangyang Liu
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                      It was stolen from Jerry Seinfeld: [IRS Auditing] is the financial equivalent of a complete rectal examination :-O

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                      • L leckey 0

                        Me likey!

                        Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                        Xiangyang Liu
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                        Thanks. Haven't had time to visit Craptastic Nation lately, I may have missed a lot of fun things ... :)

                        My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                        • D dan sh

                          WTF is that?

                          "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                          B rad A
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                          You. Do. Not. Want. To. Know X|

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                          • X Xiangyang Liu

                            Thanks. Haven't had time to visit Craptastic Nation lately, I may have missed a lot of fun things ... :)

                            My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                            leckey 0
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                            TY! Most of my recent posts have been about the terrible weather we've been having in this area. And the cats in my garage. I thought it was boring but Nish said he enjoyed the posts. I also have some new fave sites which I know a lot of CPers enjoy.

                            Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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