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The programming equivalent of a complete rectal examination

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  • X Xiangyang Liu

    That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

    My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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    Steve Mayfield
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    I don't think I want to be around when you have a code dump... :-\

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    • J Jim Crafton

      I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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      Gary Wheeler
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      I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

      Software Zen: delete this;

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      • G Gary Wheeler

        I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

        Software Zen: delete this;

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        Jim Crafton
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        Really? Well it's good to hear that spelling, grammar, and common sense still exist somewhere. :thumbsup:

        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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        • J Jim Crafton

          Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

          I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

          But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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          Chris Meech
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          I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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            I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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            Jim Crafton
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            Touche! I'm conceptualizing an answer right now.

            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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            • X Xiangyang Liu

              That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

              My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              Pointer error?

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              • J Jeremy Falcon

                d@nish wrote:

                And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

                Speaking from experience? :)

                Jeremy Falcon

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                Paul Conrad
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                :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                • P Paul Conrad

                  :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                  "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                  Jeremy Falcon
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                  Paul Conrad wrote:

                  OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                  Hey man, what's up? I've been doing ok here lately. Been doing a great job of avoiding CP too! lol What's been going on with you?

                  Jeremy Falcon

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                  • D dan sh

                    Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

                    "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                    d@nish wrote:

                    Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

                    Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

                    Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                    • X Xiangyang Liu

                      Jim Crafton wrote:

                      But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                      Thanks, I feel much better now. P.S. Someday I will write a book with title "How to build airplane factory to manufacture airplanes to be used to transport a soda can to the next house on the street". It will become the best-seller.

                      My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                      leckey 0
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                      Me likey!

                      Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                      • C CaptainSeeSharp

                        d@nish wrote:

                        Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

                        Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

                        Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                        dan sh
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                        WTF is that?

                        "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                        • X Xiangyang Liu

                          That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                          My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                          NormDroid
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                          I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

                          All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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                            I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

                            All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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                            Xiangyang Liu
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                            It was stolen from Jerry Seinfeld: [IRS Auditing] is the financial equivalent of a complete rectal examination :-O

                            My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                              Me likey!

                              Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                              Xiangyang Liu
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                              Thanks. Haven't had time to visit Craptastic Nation lately, I may have missed a lot of fun things ... :)

                              My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                              • D dan sh

                                WTF is that?

                                "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                                B rad A
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                                You. Do. Not. Want. To. Know X|

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                                • X Xiangyang Liu

                                  Thanks. Haven't had time to visit Craptastic Nation lately, I may have missed a lot of fun things ... :)

                                  My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                  leckey 0
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                                  TY! Most of my recent posts have been about the terrible weather we've been having in this area. And the cats in my garage. I thought it was boring but Nish said he enjoyed the posts. I also have some new fave sites which I know a lot of CPers enjoy.

                                  Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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