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The programming equivalent of a complete rectal examination

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  • J Jeremy Falcon

    d@nish wrote:

    And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

    Speaking from experience? :)

    Jeremy Falcon

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    dan sh
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    Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

    "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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    • D dan sh

      Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

      "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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      Jim Crafton
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      Wayyyyyy too much info there guys. Seriously, I think a hamster just imploded somewhere in the bowels of the CP server room.

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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      • D dan sh

        Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

        "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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        Xiangyang Liu
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        We demand details. People have the right to know. :)

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        modified on Thursday, January 28, 2010 2:04 PM

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        • J Jim Crafton

          Wayyyyyy too much info there guys. Seriously, I think a hamster just imploded somewhere in the bowels of the CP server room.

          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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          Gary Wheeler
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          Jim Crafton wrote:

          bowels

          How apropos :rolleyes:.

          Software Zen: delete this;

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          • J Jim Crafton

            Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

            I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

            But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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            Lost User
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            Jim Crafton wrote:

            architectualizing

            :omg: :wtf: :suss: My brain hurts. :-D

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            • J Jim Crafton

              Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

              I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

              But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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              Gary Wheeler
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              Jim Crafton wrote:

              architectualizing

              We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

              Software Zen: delete this;

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              • G Gary Wheeler

                Jim Crafton wrote:

                architectualizing

                We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

                Software Zen: delete this;

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                Douglas Troy
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                Yes, we should Torturize him to death.


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                • G Gary Wheeler

                  Jim Crafton wrote:

                  architectualizing

                  We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                  Jim Crafton
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                  I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"

                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                  • X Xiangyang Liu

                    That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                    My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                    Steve Mayfield
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                    I don't think I want to be around when you have a code dump... :-\

                    Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                    • J Jim Crafton

                      I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"

                      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                      Gary Wheeler
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                      I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                      • G Gary Wheeler

                        I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                        Jim Crafton
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                        Really? Well it's good to hear that spelling, grammar, and common sense still exist somewhere. :thumbsup:

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                        • J Jim Crafton

                          Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

                          I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

                          But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                          Chris Meech
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                          I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

                          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                            I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

                            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                            Jim Crafton
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                            Touche! I'm conceptualizing an answer right now.

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                            • X Xiangyang Liu

                              That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                              My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                              PIEBALDconsult
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                              Pointer error?

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                              • J Jeremy Falcon

                                d@nish wrote:

                                And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

                                Speaking from experience? :)

                                Jeremy Falcon

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                                Paul Conrad
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                                :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                                "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                                  :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                                  "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                                  Jeremy Falcon
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                                  Paul Conrad wrote:

                                  OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                                  Hey man, what's up? I've been doing ok here lately. Been doing a great job of avoiding CP too! lol What's been going on with you?

                                  Jeremy Falcon

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                                  • D dan sh

                                    Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

                                    "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                                    CaptainSeeSharp
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                                    d@nish wrote:

                                    Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

                                    Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

                                    Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                                    • X Xiangyang Liu

                                      Jim Crafton wrote:

                                      But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                                      Thanks, I feel much better now. P.S. Someday I will write a book with title "How to build airplane factory to manufacture airplanes to be used to transport a soda can to the next house on the street". It will become the best-seller.

                                      My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                      leckey 0
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                                      Me likey!

                                      Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                                      • C CaptainSeeSharp

                                        d@nish wrote:

                                        Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

                                        Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

                                        Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                                        dan sh
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                                        WTF is that?

                                        "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                                        • X Xiangyang Liu

                                          That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                                          My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                          NormDroid
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                                          I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

                                          All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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