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The programming equivalent of a complete rectal examination

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  • G Gary Wheeler

    Jim Crafton wrote:

    architectualizing

    We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

    Software Zen: delete this;

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    Douglas Troy
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    Yes, we should Torturize him to death.


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    • G Gary Wheeler

      Jim Crafton wrote:

      architectualizing

      We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

      Software Zen: delete this;

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      Jim Crafton
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      I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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      • X Xiangyang Liu

        That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

        My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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        Steve Mayfield
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        I don't think I want to be around when you have a code dump... :-\

        Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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        • J Jim Crafton

          I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"

          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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          Gary Wheeler
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          I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

          Software Zen: delete this;

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          • G Gary Wheeler

            I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

            Software Zen: delete this;

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            Jim Crafton
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            Really? Well it's good to hear that spelling, grammar, and common sense still exist somewhere. :thumbsup:

            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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            • J Jim Crafton

              Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

              I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

              But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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              Chris Meech
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              I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

                Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                Jim Crafton
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                Touche! I'm conceptualizing an answer right now.

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                • X Xiangyang Liu

                  That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                  My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                  PIEBALDconsult
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                  Pointer error?

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                  • J Jeremy Falcon

                    d@nish wrote:

                    And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

                    Speaking from experience? :)

                    Jeremy Falcon

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                    Paul Conrad
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                    :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                    • P Paul Conrad

                      :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                      "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                      Jeremy Falcon
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                      Paul Conrad wrote:

                      OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                      Hey man, what's up? I've been doing ok here lately. Been doing a great job of avoiding CP too! lol What's been going on with you?

                      Jeremy Falcon

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                      • D dan sh

                        Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

                        "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                        CaptainSeeSharp
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                        d@nish wrote:

                        Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

                        Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

                        Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                        • X Xiangyang Liu

                          Jim Crafton wrote:

                          But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                          Thanks, I feel much better now. P.S. Someday I will write a book with title "How to build airplane factory to manufacture airplanes to be used to transport a soda can to the next house on the street". It will become the best-seller.

                          My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                          leckey 0
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                          Me likey!

                          Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                            d@nish wrote:

                            Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

                            Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

                            Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                            dan sh
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                            WTF is that?

                            "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                            • X Xiangyang Liu

                              That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                              My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                              NormDroid
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                              I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

                              All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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                                I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

                                All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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                                Xiangyang Liu
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                                It was stolen from Jerry Seinfeld: [IRS Auditing] is the financial equivalent of a complete rectal examination :-O

                                My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                  Me likey!

                                  Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                                  Xiangyang Liu
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                                  Thanks. Haven't had time to visit Craptastic Nation lately, I may have missed a lot of fun things ... :)

                                  My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                  • D dan sh

                                    WTF is that?

                                    "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                                    B rad A
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                                    You. Do. Not. Want. To. Know X|

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                                    • X Xiangyang Liu

                                      Thanks. Haven't had time to visit Craptastic Nation lately, I may have missed a lot of fun things ... :)

                                      My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                      leckey 0
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                                      TY! Most of my recent posts have been about the terrible weather we've been having in this area. And the cats in my garage. I thought it was boring but Nish said he enjoyed the posts. I also have some new fave sites which I know a lot of CPers enjoy.

                                      Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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