The programming equivalent of a complete rectal examination
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And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.
"No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem
d@nish wrote:
And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.
Speaking from experience? :)
Jeremy Falcon
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That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:
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Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:
I haven't really got anything useful done yet.
But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.
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Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:
I haven't really got anything useful done yet.
But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.
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Jim Crafton wrote:
But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.
Thanks, I feel much better now. P.S. Someday I will write a book with title "How to build airplane factory to manufacture airplanes to be used to transport a soda can to the next house on the street". It will become the best-seller.
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d@nish wrote:
And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.
Speaking from experience? :)
Jeremy Falcon
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Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)
"No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem
Wayyyyyy too much info there guys. Seriously, I think a hamster just imploded somewhere in the bowels of the CP server room.
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Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)
"No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem
We demand details. People have the right to know. :)
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modified on Thursday, January 28, 2010 2:04 PM
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Wayyyyyy too much info there guys. Seriously, I think a hamster just imploded somewhere in the bowels of the CP server room.
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Jim Crafton wrote:
bowels
How apropos :rolleyes:.
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Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:
I haven't really got anything useful done yet.
But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.
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Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:
I haven't really got anything useful done yet.
But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
Jim Crafton wrote:
architectualizing
We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.
Software Zen:
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Jim Crafton wrote:
architectualizing
We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.
Software Zen:
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Jim Crafton wrote:
architectualizing
We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.
Software Zen:
delete this;I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"
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That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:
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I don't think I want to be around when you have a code dump... :-\
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I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"
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I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.
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I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.
Software Zen:
delete this;Really? Well it's good to hear that spelling, grammar, and common sense still exist somewhere. :thumbsup:
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Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:
I haven't really got anything useful done yet.
But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.
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I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)
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I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
Touche! I'm conceptualizing an answer right now.
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That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:
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Pointer error?
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d@nish wrote:
And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.
Speaking from experience? :)
Jeremy Falcon
:laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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:laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
Paul Conrad wrote:
OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?
Hey man, what's up? I've been doing ok here lately. Been doing a great job of avoiding CP too! lol What's been going on with you?
Jeremy Falcon
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Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)
"No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem
d@nish wrote:
Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.
Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.
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