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The programming equivalent of a complete rectal examination

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  • J Jim Crafton

    Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

    I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

    But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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    Xiangyang Liu
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    Jim Crafton wrote:

    But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

    Thanks, I feel much better now. P.S. Someday I will write a book with title "How to build airplane factory to manufacture airplanes to be used to transport a soda can to the next house on the street". It will become the best-seller.

    My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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    • J Jeremy Falcon

      d@nish wrote:

      And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

      Speaking from experience? :)

      Jeremy Falcon

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      dan sh
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      Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

      "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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        Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

        "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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        Jim Crafton
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        Wayyyyyy too much info there guys. Seriously, I think a hamster just imploded somewhere in the bowels of the CP server room.

        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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        • D dan sh

          Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

          "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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          Xiangyang Liu
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          We demand details. People have the right to know. :)

          My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

          modified on Thursday, January 28, 2010 2:04 PM

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          • J Jim Crafton

            Wayyyyyy too much info there guys. Seriously, I think a hamster just imploded somewhere in the bowels of the CP server room.

            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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            Gary Wheeler
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            Jim Crafton wrote:

            bowels

            How apropos :rolleyes:.

            Software Zen: delete this;

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            • J Jim Crafton

              Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

              I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

              But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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              Lost User
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              Jim Crafton wrote:

              architectualizing

              :omg: :wtf: :suss: My brain hurts. :-D

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              • J Jim Crafton

                Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

                I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

                But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                Gary Wheeler
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                Jim Crafton wrote:

                architectualizing

                We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

                Software Zen: delete this;

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                • G Gary Wheeler

                  Jim Crafton wrote:

                  architectualizing

                  We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                  Douglas Troy
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                  Yes, we should Torturize him to death.


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                    Jim Crafton wrote:

                    architectualizing

                    We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                    Jim Crafton
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                    I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"

                    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                    • X Xiangyang Liu

                      That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                      My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                      Steve Mayfield
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                      I don't think I want to be around when you have a code dump... :-\

                      Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                      • J Jim Crafton

                        I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"

                        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                        Gary Wheeler
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                        I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                        • G Gary Wheeler

                          I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                          Jim Crafton
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                          Really? Well it's good to hear that spelling, grammar, and common sense still exist somewhere. :thumbsup:

                          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                          • J Jim Crafton

                            Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

                            I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

                            But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                            Chris Meech
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                            I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

                            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                              I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

                              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                              Jim Crafton
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                              Touche! I'm conceptualizing an answer right now.

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                              • X Xiangyang Liu

                                That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                                My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                PIEBALDconsult
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                                Pointer error?

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                                • J Jeremy Falcon

                                  d@nish wrote:

                                  And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

                                  Speaking from experience? :)

                                  Jeremy Falcon

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                                  Paul Conrad
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                                  :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                                  "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                                    :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                                    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                                    Jeremy Falcon
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                                    Paul Conrad wrote:

                                    OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                                    Hey man, what's up? I've been doing ok here lately. Been doing a great job of avoiding CP too! lol What's been going on with you?

                                    Jeremy Falcon

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                                      Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

                                      "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                                      CaptainSeeSharp
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                                      d@nish wrote:

                                      Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

                                      Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

                                      Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                                      • X Xiangyang Liu

                                        Jim Crafton wrote:

                                        But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                                        Thanks, I feel much better now. P.S. Someday I will write a book with title "How to build airplane factory to manufacture airplanes to be used to transport a soda can to the next house on the street". It will become the best-seller.

                                        My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                        leckey 0
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                                        Me likey!

                                        Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                                        • C CaptainSeeSharp

                                          d@nish wrote:

                                          Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

                                          Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

                                          Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                                          dan sh
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                                          WTF is that?

                                          "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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