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The programming equivalent of a complete rectal examination

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  • J Jim Crafton

    Wayyyyyy too much info there guys. Seriously, I think a hamster just imploded somewhere in the bowels of the CP server room.

    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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    Gary Wheeler
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    Jim Crafton wrote:

    bowels

    How apropos :rolleyes:.

    Software Zen: delete this;

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    • J Jim Crafton

      Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

      I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

      But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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      Lost User
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      Jim Crafton wrote:

      architectualizing

      :omg: :wtf: :suss: My brain hurts. :-D

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      • J Jim Crafton

        Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

        I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

        But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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        Gary Wheeler
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        Jim Crafton wrote:

        architectualizing

        We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

        Software Zen: delete this;

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        • G Gary Wheeler

          Jim Crafton wrote:

          architectualizing

          We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

          Software Zen: delete this;

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          Douglas Troy
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          Yes, we should Torturize him to death.


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          • G Gary Wheeler

            Jim Crafton wrote:

            architectualizing

            We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

            Software Zen: delete this;

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            Jim Crafton
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            I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"

            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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            • X Xiangyang Liu

              That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

              My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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              Steve Mayfield
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              I don't think I want to be around when you have a code dump... :-\

              Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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              • J Jim Crafton

                I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"

                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                Gary Wheeler
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                I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

                Software Zen: delete this;

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                • G Gary Wheeler

                  I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                  Jim Crafton
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                  Really? Well it's good to hear that spelling, grammar, and common sense still exist somewhere. :thumbsup:

                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                  • J Jim Crafton

                    Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

                    I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

                    But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                    Chris Meech
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                    I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

                    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                    • C Chris Meech

                      I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

                      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                      Jim Crafton
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                      Touche! I'm conceptualizing an answer right now.

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                      • X Xiangyang Liu

                        That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                        My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                        PIEBALDconsult
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                        Pointer error?

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                        • J Jeremy Falcon

                          d@nish wrote:

                          And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

                          Speaking from experience? :)

                          Jeremy Falcon

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                          Paul Conrad
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                          :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                            :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                            "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                            Jeremy Falcon
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                            Paul Conrad wrote:

                            OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                            Hey man, what's up? I've been doing ok here lately. Been doing a great job of avoiding CP too! lol What's been going on with you?

                            Jeremy Falcon

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                            • D dan sh

                              Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

                              "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                              CaptainSeeSharp
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                              d@nish wrote:

                              Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

                              Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

                              Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                              • X Xiangyang Liu

                                Jim Crafton wrote:

                                But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                                Thanks, I feel much better now. P.S. Someday I will write a book with title "How to build airplane factory to manufacture airplanes to be used to transport a soda can to the next house on the street". It will become the best-seller.

                                My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                leckey 0
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                                Me likey!

                                Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                                • C CaptainSeeSharp

                                  d@nish wrote:

                                  Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

                                  Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

                                  Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                                  dan sh
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                                  WTF is that?

                                  "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                                  • X Xiangyang Liu

                                    That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                                    My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                    NormDroid
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                                    I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

                                    All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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                                    • N NormDroid

                                      I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

                                      All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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                                      Xiangyang Liu
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                                      It was stolen from Jerry Seinfeld: [IRS Auditing] is the financial equivalent of a complete rectal examination :-O

                                      My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                      • L leckey 0

                                        Me likey!

                                        Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                                        Xiangyang Liu
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                                        Thanks. Haven't had time to visit Craptastic Nation lately, I may have missed a lot of fun things ... :)

                                        My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                        • D dan sh

                                          WTF is that?

                                          "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                                          B rad A
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                                          You. Do. Not. Want. To. Know X|

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