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The programming equivalent of a complete rectal examination

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  • C Chris Meech

    I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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    Jim Crafton
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    Touche! I'm conceptualizing an answer right now.

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    • X Xiangyang Liu

      That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

      My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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      PIEBALDconsult
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      Pointer error?

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      • J Jeremy Falcon

        d@nish wrote:

        And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

        Speaking from experience? :)

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        Paul Conrad
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        :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

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        • P Paul Conrad

          :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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          Jeremy Falcon
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          Paul Conrad wrote:

          OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

          Hey man, what's up? I've been doing ok here lately. Been doing a great job of avoiding CP too! lol What's been going on with you?

          Jeremy Falcon

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          • D dan sh

            Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

            "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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            CaptainSeeSharp
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            d@nish wrote:

            Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

            Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

            Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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            • X Xiangyang Liu

              Jim Crafton wrote:

              But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

              Thanks, I feel much better now. P.S. Someday I will write a book with title "How to build airplane factory to manufacture airplanes to be used to transport a soda can to the next house on the street". It will become the best-seller.

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              leckey 0
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              Me likey!

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              • C CaptainSeeSharp

                d@nish wrote:

                Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

                Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

                Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                dan sh
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                WTF is that?

                "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                • X Xiangyang Liu

                  That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                  My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                  NormDroid
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                  I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

                  All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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                  • N NormDroid

                    I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

                    All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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                    Xiangyang Liu
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                    It was stolen from Jerry Seinfeld: [IRS Auditing] is the financial equivalent of a complete rectal examination :-O

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                      Me likey!

                      Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                      Xiangyang Liu
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                      Thanks. Haven't had time to visit Craptastic Nation lately, I may have missed a lot of fun things ... :)

                      My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                      • D dan sh

                        WTF is that?

                        "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                        B rad A
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                        You. Do. Not. Want. To. Know X|

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                        • X Xiangyang Liu

                          Thanks. Haven't had time to visit Craptastic Nation lately, I may have missed a lot of fun things ... :)

                          My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                          leckey 0
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                          TY! Most of my recent posts have been about the terrible weather we've been having in this area. And the cats in my garage. I thought it was boring but Nish said he enjoyed the posts. I also have some new fave sites which I know a lot of CPers enjoy.

                          Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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