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The programming equivalent of a complete rectal examination

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  • G Gary Wheeler

    I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

    Software Zen: delete this;

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    Jim Crafton
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    Really? Well it's good to hear that spelling, grammar, and common sense still exist somewhere. :thumbsup:

    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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    • J Jim Crafton

      Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

      I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

      But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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      Chris Meech
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      I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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      • C Chris Meech

        I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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        Jim Crafton
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        Touche! I'm conceptualizing an answer right now.

        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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        • X Xiangyang Liu

          That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

          My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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          PIEBALDconsult
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          Pointer error?

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          • J Jeremy Falcon

            d@nish wrote:

            And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

            Speaking from experience? :)

            Jeremy Falcon

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            Paul Conrad
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            :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

            "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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            • P Paul Conrad

              :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

              "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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              Jeremy Falcon
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              Paul Conrad wrote:

              OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

              Hey man, what's up? I've been doing ok here lately. Been doing a great job of avoiding CP too! lol What's been going on with you?

              Jeremy Falcon

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              • D dan sh

                Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

                "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                CaptainSeeSharp
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                d@nish wrote:

                Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

                Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

                Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                • X Xiangyang Liu

                  Jim Crafton wrote:

                  But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                  Thanks, I feel much better now. P.S. Someday I will write a book with title "How to build airplane factory to manufacture airplanes to be used to transport a soda can to the next house on the street". It will become the best-seller.

                  My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                  leckey 0
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                  Me likey!

                  Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                    d@nish wrote:

                    Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

                    Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

                    Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                    dan sh
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                    WTF is that?

                    "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                    • X Xiangyang Liu

                      That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                      My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                      NormDroid
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                      I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

                      All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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                      • N NormDroid

                        I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

                        All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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                        Xiangyang Liu
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                        It was stolen from Jerry Seinfeld: [IRS Auditing] is the financial equivalent of a complete rectal examination :-O

                        My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                        • L leckey 0

                          Me likey!

                          Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                          Xiangyang Liu
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                          Thanks. Haven't had time to visit Craptastic Nation lately, I may have missed a lot of fun things ... :)

                          My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                          • D dan sh

                            WTF is that?

                            "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                            B rad A
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                            You. Do. Not. Want. To. Know X|

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                            • X Xiangyang Liu

                              Thanks. Haven't had time to visit Craptastic Nation lately, I may have missed a lot of fun things ... :)

                              My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                              leckey 0
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                              TY! Most of my recent posts have been about the terrible weather we've been having in this area. And the cats in my garage. I thought it was boring but Nish said he enjoyed the posts. I also have some new fave sites which I know a lot of CPers enjoy.

                              Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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