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The programming equivalent of a complete rectal examination

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  • X Xiangyang Liu

    That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

    My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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    Jim Crafton
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    Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

    I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

    But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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    • J Jim Crafton

      Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

      I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

      But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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      Xiangyang Liu
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      Jim Crafton wrote:

      But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

      Thanks, I feel much better now. P.S. Someday I will write a book with title "How to build airplane factory to manufacture airplanes to be used to transport a soda can to the next house on the street". It will become the best-seller.

      My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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      • J Jeremy Falcon

        d@nish wrote:

        And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

        Speaking from experience? :)

        Jeremy Falcon

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        dan sh
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        Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

        "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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        • D dan sh

          Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

          "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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          Jim Crafton
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          Wayyyyyy too much info there guys. Seriously, I think a hamster just imploded somewhere in the bowels of the CP server room.

          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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          • D dan sh

            Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

            "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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            Xiangyang Liu
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            We demand details. People have the right to know. :)

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            modified on Thursday, January 28, 2010 2:04 PM

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            • J Jim Crafton

              Wayyyyyy too much info there guys. Seriously, I think a hamster just imploded somewhere in the bowels of the CP server room.

              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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              Gary Wheeler
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              Jim Crafton wrote:

              bowels

              How apropos :rolleyes:.

              Software Zen: delete this;

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              • J Jim Crafton

                Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

                I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

                But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                Lost User
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                Jim Crafton wrote:

                architectualizing

                :omg: :wtf: :suss: My brain hurts. :-D

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                • J Jim Crafton

                  Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

                  I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

                  But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                  Gary Wheeler
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                  Jim Crafton wrote:

                  architectualizing

                  We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                  • G Gary Wheeler

                    Jim Crafton wrote:

                    architectualizing

                    We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                    Douglas Troy
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                    Yes, we should Torturize him to death.


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                    • G Gary Wheeler

                      Jim Crafton wrote:

                      architectualizing

                      We are going to have to hurt you now for using that word.

                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                      Jim Crafton
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                      I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"

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                      • X Xiangyang Liu

                        That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                        My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                        Steve Mayfield
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                        I don't think I want to be around when you have a code dump... :-\

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                        • J Jim Crafton

                          I want that on my tombstone - "He was an Software Architectualizer"

                          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                          Gary Wheeler
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                          I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                            I contacted the monument company[^] in my home town, and they told me they would refuse to do that. It seems they have standards of their own.

                            Software Zen: delete this;

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                            Jim Crafton
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                            Really? Well it's good to hear that spelling, grammar, and common sense still exist somewhere. :thumbsup:

                            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                            • J Jim Crafton

                              Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

                              I haven't really got anything useful done yet.

                              But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                              Chris Meech
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                              I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

                              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                                I'm slightly confused. Could you architectualate that again, please. :)

                                Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                                Jim Crafton
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                                Touche! I'm conceptualizing an answer right now.

                                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                • X Xiangyang Liu

                                  That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

                                  My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                  PIEBALDconsult
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                                  Pointer error?

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                                  • J Jeremy Falcon

                                    d@nish wrote:

                                    And rectal examinations, on the other hand, can be quite useful unless not done by a doctor.

                                    Speaking from experience? :)

                                    Jeremy Falcon

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                                    Paul Conrad
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                                    :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                                    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                                      :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                                      "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                                      Jeremy Falcon
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                                      Paul Conrad wrote:

                                      OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

                                      Hey man, what's up? I've been doing ok here lately. Been doing a great job of avoiding CP too! lol What's been going on with you?

                                      Jeremy Falcon

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                                      • D dan sh

                                        Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

                                        "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                                        CaptainSeeSharp
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                                        d@nish wrote:

                                        Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

                                        Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

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                                        • X Xiangyang Liu

                                          Jim Crafton wrote:

                                          But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

                                          Thanks, I feel much better now. P.S. Someday I will write a book with title "How to build airplane factory to manufacture airplanes to be used to transport a soda can to the next house on the street". It will become the best-seller.

                                          My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                          leckey 0
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                                          Me likey!

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