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Favorite kid joke

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

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Christian Graus

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie ? It was rated Arrrr !!!

Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Kids: Trick or Treat! Me: Release the hounds.

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.
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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.
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Christian Graus

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What's brown and sticky ? A stick.

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Hans Dietrich

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Best wishes, Hans

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.
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That's funny even now.

My current favourite word is: Sammidge!

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What's brown and sticky ? A stick.

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Lost User

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That's definitely the funniest kid's joke of all time!

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Lost User

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What's big, red and hairy, and eats rocks? A big, red, hairy Rock-Eater

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Lost User

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What goes "99, bonk" A centipede with a wooden leg.

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Lost User

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What goes "Ha ha ha, bonk?" A man laughing his head off.

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Douglas Troy

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, floating in the ocean? A: Bob.

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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_Damian S_

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What's brown and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A billiard table.

I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!
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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Lost User

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What's yellow, and swings through the trees Tarzipan

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Lost User

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What has four wheels and flies? A corporation dustcart

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Lost User

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What has two legs and flies? A pair of trousers

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Lost User

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What's the longest word in the world? Smiles - because there's a mile between the two S's

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with his pencil
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C Christian Graus

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie ? It was rated Arrrr !!!

Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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Brilliant. /ravi

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, floating in the ocean? A: Bob.

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FyreWyrm

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your front door? A: Matt.

Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your front door? A: Matt.

Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.
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_Damian S_

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What do you call a guy hiding in a pile of leaves? Russell.

I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!
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