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Sorry for that idiotic reply. I didn't mean to ruin the joke. I probably just have a weird sense of humor. And, yeah, you're still a god. Do you think requirements should be met? Who told you so.SAKryukov Please see my solution.SAKryukov

I used to work with a guy like that named Larry. Wow did you not want to be stuck at a meeting around a small table with him.

I'm thinking maybe they hired you after I quit. ;) The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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:laugh: :laugh: Yes I'm feeling much better now thanks. I still have some minor problems when I get around Cheeze Whiz but I'm working on it. I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.

Oakman wrote: The best and simplest way of converting a moron into something useful is with a M60 But do you point it at them or pass it to them?

Oakman wrote: 2. Order diet water whenever I eat out. Bet that earns a funny look from the wife. "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

I'm guessing it was re-written by Sarah Palin! ;) The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

Took me more than 24hrs but i got it in the end :laugh: C++ where friends have access to your private members !

I originally heard this as a Wombat joke - eats, roots and leaves, when I was a 7yo, almost 50 years ago. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

That's funnier than the joke you replied to. :laugh: "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

Had to put em in his pockets she didn't have any. :) Unicoi State Park

OK I give y'all out testicled me. :) 5 for bravery Unicoi State Park

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Oakman wrote: not food stock I'm shocked that you even THINK I MIGHT be suggestion eating a baby seal! But their density makes them great for bashing with MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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Ᵽompey wrote: Now I'm always going to be wondering... Odds are good that the itching your scratching is little red creatures that look like crabs. . . The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

Eric__V wrote: Pleasure too should be taken in moderate doses ... but frequently. Eric__V wrote: lest we forget what a bitch life is ... for other people? ict558 - a Coward and a Fool. Dalek Dave & Hokum (Therefore it must be so, alas.)