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The programming equivalent of a complete rectal examination

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  • P Paul Conrad

    :laugh: OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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    Jeremy Falcon
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    Paul Conrad wrote:

    OT: Long time, no see, Jeremy, how are you these days?

    Hey man, what's up? I've been doing ok here lately. Been doing a great job of avoiding CP too! lol What's been going on with you?

    Jeremy Falcon

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    • D dan sh

      Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected. ;)

      "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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      CaptainSeeSharp
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      d@nish wrote:

      Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

      Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

      Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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      • X Xiangyang Liu

        Jim Crafton wrote:

        But you have defined over 350 interfaces, and used 12 different pattern, as well as architectualizing a complete enterprise solution.

        Thanks, I feel much better now. P.S. Someday I will write a book with title "How to build airplane factory to manufacture airplanes to be used to transport a soda can to the next house on the street". It will become the best-seller.

        My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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        leckey 0
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        Me likey!

        Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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          d@nish wrote:

          Yes. But it wasn't mine which was inspected.

          Must have been some fratboy hazing ritual type of thing where two guys and a cup are involved.

          Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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          dan sh
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          WTF is that?

          "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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          • X Xiangyang Liu

            That's an accurate description of the working experience on one of our internal java projects, and I haven't really got anything useful done yet. :mad:

            My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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            NormDroid
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            I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

            All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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              I'm giving you 5 just for the title :)

              All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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              Xiangyang Liu
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              It was stolen from Jerry Seinfeld: [IRS Auditing] is the financial equivalent of a complete rectal examination :-O

              My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                Me likey!

                Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                Xiangyang Liu
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                Thanks. Haven't had time to visit Craptastic Nation lately, I may have missed a lot of fun things ... :)

                My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                • D dan sh

                  WTF is that?

                  "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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                  B rad A
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                  You. Do. Not. Want. To. Know X|

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                  • X Xiangyang Liu

                    Thanks. Haven't had time to visit Craptastic Nation lately, I may have missed a lot of fun things ... :)

                    My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                    leckey 0
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                    TY! Most of my recent posts have been about the terrible weather we've been having in this area. And the cats in my garage. I thought it was boring but Nish said he enjoyed the posts. I also have some new fave sites which I know a lot of CPers enjoy.

                    Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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