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Funny enough to give both posts a 5 :cool: Soren Madsen

Excellent story! VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

Hmmm... When I was at school I always carried a Swiss Army Knife with me that my father bought me for my 8th birthday. It was useful for so many things and I would occasionally lend it to friends to sharpen pencils, etc. I even lent it to a teacher once to tighten some screws on the old projector. I remember him praising me for being "more prepared" than the others. Several of my friends had their parents buy one for them as a result. Oh for the good old days when kids trusted teachers and, just as important, teachers trusted the kids (a bit). ...and fathers bought their sons knives for practical purposes, not including murder. This was in the 60s-70s in England. My school still had Sabre and Fencing as sports along with Shooting and Shinty (a scary version of hockey, a bit like ice-hockey but played on dirt/grass - we played it on concrete). Surprisingly, there was no boxing or wrestling though. - Life in the fast lane is only fun if you live in a country with no speed limits. - Of all the things I have lost, it is my mind that I miss the most. - I vaguely remember having a good memory...

Not what I expected I thought it would be a "Give the material to me I will dispose of it". VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

You would be surprised how girls get pregnant nowadays... I want to mention Boris Becker (formerly famous german tennis player) at this point, who received a blowjob in a broom closet and became a father afterwards... If I recall it correclty it was called "sperm theft" :)

I'd have thought not publishing it for a while would have been a smart move. Sending it back and asking for a funny one instead would have been better. Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

I always thought anything in the SB wasn't to be taken very serious :rolleyes: "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer

I know what you mean :) Sometimes I wake up to the beeping sound that comes up when your head rests on your keyboard for too long... Not mentioning the key-marks on my forehead :)

awesome answer. Nikhil Singh

You are right... that sounds like decent case of bull-riding ;) ...and again we have the "rodeo-position" :)

That was really, really bad. However, I did give you a 5 for effort. :) "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011) "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

Christian Graus wrote: because less babies are being made, on an ongoing basis for some time now That's because I'm getting older. :) All that is necessary for Evil to succeed is for Good Folks to keep voting for their Party. - Cornelius Thirp

Obligatory XKCD: http://xkcd.com/1053/[^] Not implying that this was worth learning, of cause...

OriginalGriff wrote: When I was eight. I did't know the TV series was predated by a radio broadcast. Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.