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What a Shameful deed! yuk!

That's how you know the rest is BS and to stop reading in pretty much any circumstance. What a shitty employment wanted ad. "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy. modified on Thursday, August 25, 2011 10:05 AM

GenJerDan wrote: The patient isn't getting dick. Well, that doesn't suck. “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein

Great one! My 5! :thumbsup:

In honor of your post I've pushed Red Dawn up to the top of my Netflix queue and ordered a case of 12 guage sabbats.

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wizardzz wrote: I thought nighttime flashlight was code word for those fleshlight things. I should know better than to google an unknown term I find in the soapbox. While at work :~

CAD or USD? "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

Kyle Sponable wrote: To help single mothers and orphans mainly, the rest came afterwards. Completely wrong. It was about old-age benefits from the very beginning. If you actually believe that you can eliminate unions and keep the gains they have made - that benefit us all - you are very naive and very uniformed when it comes to today's politics. Kyle Sponable wrote: As to the incomes, as I said, people in degree'd fields IT being one of them are increasing in pay, however those in non degree fields are staying the same. With the rise of inflation the value of their work decreases You are clearly making stuff up as you write. Oh, and one last thing concerning how you have never gotten anything from others - your entire education has been subsidized by the state.

Marcus Kramer wrote: As politically incorrect as these are I resemble that remark ;) “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein

They watch way to much Television. And they think it makes em look uber bad@$$ but whatever floats their boat. Personally I would never dream of carrying a gun in my waistband, the woman should be ashamed of herself for allowing her obviously untrained boyfriend to carry it. Though in other news there is some good news for Fla gun owners http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/state/new-gun-laws-headed-to-florida-governor-rick-scott-[^]

I got my first job because I networked with the top guys in the company. I found that when you impress the upper level IT management that you get a really nice edge in the interview process. Call it cheating if you want, but I got hired almost on the spot. The same rule still applies. The trick is talk to people get real person to person connections, that will open the door for you. Once you are in there you then have to be very confident. Remember you are there because you are an experienced developer, show them why you are the best. The most important thing to remember is like anything most of getting hired is in your mind and when you believe you can do it you have subtle differences about you that make the difference. Remember you make your own luck. And remember for every job you get you will have applied to atleast 20.

V. wrote: He: "Your laptop smells funny fishy." FTFY If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

http://www.space.com/12639-vibrating-glove-astronauts-surgeons.html/?utm_source=Newsletter&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=SP_08172011_1[^] “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein

I had a mate over in NI when some riots started up. He was in 42 Comando, patroling a street in the usual plank when they came across an off license with a smashed in door. No need to give a member of the British Army a double invitation! :) They loaded themselves up with Scotch and Vodka and had a good night back at the barracks. ============================== Nothing to say.

Oakman wrote: If so, he probably didn't feel a thing. . .Of course now, he can't feel his thing. . . or to put it another way he hasn't got all of his thing... A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home! Rodney Dangerfield

That's when the fight started... :)

Keith Barrow wrote: Fo' Shizzle' FTFY

thrakazog wrote: I always cheer for the the bull at these events. I never understood how people thought this might be a good idea or would expect any different outcome. Then the picadors of course, each one on his horse I shouted "Olé!" every time one was gored[^] Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius